1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

koala8

Out of 1000 games this is your longest

Foek

315. You think that when your pawns goes to the last rank you just lose them. (They fall of at the edge of the flat world)

iixxPROxxii

When you see a fork on the board, you pick it up. lol

Foek

317. You still have friends

318. You stop playing chess every now and then to shower

319. You still believe that there is a strange outside world wich has nothing to do with chess.

320. You can count further then 8

321. You understand the alphabet has more letters then: a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,x,K,Q,R,N and B

Foek

322. Instead of playing chess you are posting here

koala8
Foek wrote:

322. Instead of playing chess you are posting here


so insulting yourself lol :P

chessgm8

323. You post the rest of the signs until you get to 1000--why are you so good? You do all those things.

chessgm8

324. You never have castled

Michael-G

325.Your gf has not dumped you yet.

NietzscheIsDead
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NietzscheIsDead

326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

CHCL

327. You confidently say you can beat Kasparov the first day you learn the game.

chessgm8
dylan1974 wrote:

326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

Already said.

Wizard_Chess97
chessgm8 wrote:
dylan1974 wrote:

326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

Already said.

Already said like 20 times. Cool

Martin0

328. You keep track of everything that has been said in this forum.

329. You think chess engines have solved chess

330. You think chess engines are perfect.

331. You notice which weather it is during the day.

332. You think you cannot improve your game

333.You are not dreaming about chess.

AKJett

You believe that the older opponent will win

Shubham764

337 . You don't know what checkmate is :O

338 . You win a game after you're checkmated :P

339 . You bribe your opponent into losing Cool

yourChess

156. you play the game off the board.

yourChess

 I meant to put 156. This is because this how you play chess too little

chessgm8
yourChess wrote:

156. you play the game off the board.

You mean 340?