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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

  • #201

    Out of 1000 games this is your longest

  • #202

    315. You think that when your pawns goes to the last rank you just lose them. (They fall of at the edge of the flat world)

  • #203

    When you see a fork on the board, you pick it up. lol

  • #204

    317. You still have friends

    318. You stop playing chess every now and then to shower

    319. You still believe that there is a strange outside world wich has nothing to do with chess.

    320. You can count further then 8

    321. You understand the alphabet has more letters then: a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,x,K,Q,R,N and B

  • #205

    322. Instead of playing chess you are posting here

  • #206
    Foek wrote:

    322. Instead of playing chess you are posting here


    so insulting yourself lol :P

  • #207

    323. You post the rest of the signs until you get to 1000--why are you so good? You do all those things.

  • #208

    324. You never have castled

  • #209

    325.Your gf has not dumped you yet.

  • #210
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  • #211

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

  • #212

    327. You confidently say you can beat Kasparov the first day you learn the game.

  • #213
    dylan1974 wrote:

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

    Already said.

  • #214
    chessgm8 wrote:
    dylan1974 wrote:

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

    Already said.

    Already said like 20 times. Cool

  • #215

    328. You keep track of everything that has been said in this forum.

    329. You think chess engines have solved chess

    330. You think chess engines are perfect.

    331. You notice which weather it is during the day.

    332. You think you cannot improve your game

    333.You are not dreaming about chess.

  • #216

    You believe that the older opponent will win

  • #217

    337 . You don't know what checkmate is :O

    338 . You win a game after you're checkmated :P

    339 . You bribe your opponent into losing Cool

  • #218

    156. you play the game off the board.

  • #219

     I meant to put 156. This is because this how you play chess too little

  • #220
    yourChess wrote:

    156. you play the game off the board.

    You mean 340?

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