1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

  • #201

    313. This is your longest game

  • #202
    chessgm8 wrote:
     

    313. This is your longest game

    314. That is your only game

  • #203

    Out of 1000 games this is your longest

  • #204

    315. You think that when your pawns goes to the last rank you just lose them. (They fall of at the edge of the flat world)

  • #205

    When you see a fork on the board, you pick it up. lol

  • #206

    317. You still have friends

    318. You stop playing chess every now and then to shower

    319. You still believe that there is a strange outside world wich has nothing to do with chess.

    320. You can count further then 8

    321. You understand the alphabet has more letters then: a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,x,K,Q,R,N and B

  • #207

    322. Instead of playing chess you are posting here

  • #208
    Foek wrote:

    322. Instead of playing chess you are posting here


    so insulting yourself lol :P

  • #209

    323. You post the rest of the signs until you get to 1000--why are you so good? You do all those things.

  • #210

    324. You never have castled

  • #211

    325.Your gf has not dumped you yet.

  • #212
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  • #213

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

  • #214

    327. You confidently say you can beat Kasparov the first day you learn the game.

  • #215
    dylan1974 wrote:

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

    Already said.

  • #216
    chessgm8 wrote:
    dylan1974 wrote:

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

    Already said.

    Already said like 20 times. Cool

  • #217

    328. You keep track of everything that has been said in this forum.

    329. You think chess engines have solved chess

    330. You think chess engines are perfect.

    331. You notice which weather it is during the day.

    332. You think you cannot improve your game

    333.You are not dreaming about chess.

  • #218

    You believe that the older opponent will win

  • #219

    337 . You don't know what checkmate is :O

    338 . You win a game after you're checkmated :P

    339 . You bribe your opponent into losing Cool

  • #220

    156. you play the game off the board.

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