1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

382. You forget to bring a chess clock to the tournament.

383. You play 1. h3 as white.

384. You lose on time on the first move.

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385.When someone mentions the word Sicilian the first thing you think of is a pizza.

Each time that i am in a game=I ask to be excused

386. You never played Chess 960.
387. You dont know the other name of Chess 960.
388. You chat too much during your online games. 

390. You have absolutely NO idea what he's talking about

I meant that a sign "you play chess too little" is that you have no idea what "that very rarely two light square bishops can be possible, and even beneficial" means. ;)

391. You think "the backyard professor" is a good player and watch his classes.

391. You forget your password to your chess.com account.

392. You think: "Pawns? Who cares about Pawns?"

i.e. you forgot Pawns can promote!

(This really happened to me when I played for the first time as an adult, after I had learned to play and played only two games as a kid. In these two "first playing sessions" of mine, as a kid I lost both my games in less than 15 moves, and as an adult I won the first game and lost the following four.)

393. You forget that there is a castling rule. 

395. you think this is

the fourknights opening!

396.You put your rooks where your king and queen should go!

397:  You think that ELO is a 70's rock band.

398. You only move pieces with your dominant hand. 

399.  You think the "touch move" rule means that you can take your move back as long as you're still touching the piece.

400. You think youre king can go run away on youre knight and its a draw.

I see that way too often in games at my rating level.