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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

  • #101

    140. You think this is monopoly, and that you can buy squares to get your properties. You then ask your opponenent, "Where's the money to buy the properties??"

  • #102

    141. You buy extra chess pieces to put on the board

  • #103

    When you checkmate somebody, you tell their king to go directly to jail and do not pass go.

  • #104

    You ask the person your playing how the horsee moves?  Wink

  • #105

    145. You like monopoly more than chess.

  • #106

    146. you don't like violence against queen and king. instead you demonstrate peacefully against monarchy.

    147. you take pieces by jumping over them with your queen

    148. you use your chess board as dinner tray

  • #107

    149. you call the police if someone wants to play bullet with you

    150. you try to feed the horsies

    151. if your opponent says check, you say "I raise by 50 bucks"

    152. you try to cure the bishop from his obsessive-compulsive disorder, because he online steps on fields with equal color

    153. you think its pervert to beat the queen

  • #108

    151, lol.

  • #109

    154. You never met a premature queen user.

    155. You don't understand why the king is not more powerfull than the queen.

  • #110

    156. You think zugzwang is the german word for a mishit golf shot

    157. You think zwischenzug is the german word for switcheroo

  • #111

    156.Your opponent says checkmate and you think check got married.

    157. You play chess with checkers pieces.

  • #112

    158. You insist on promoting your pawn to a fox. Hey! dumb horses are allowed...

  • #113

    159. You call rooks "castles"
    160. You think that "check" means to check the board for queen threats
    161. You call knights "horseys" or "horse"
    162. You insist that having adjacent kings is perfectly legal
    163. You checkmate by putting your king adjacent to your opponent's king and think it is checkmate because your king is protected
    164. You get mated by Fool's Mate
    165. You get mated by Scholar's Mate
    166. You think queens can move in L shapes
    167. You insist on promoting to another king
    168. You think you have to checkmate the queen
    169. You take the queen over the king
    170. You think chess notation is some kind of spy code
    171. You think you can escape checkmate
    172. You capture pieces like you would in a game of checkers
    173. You use checkers to replace the pawns you are missing
    174. You don't know who Magnus Carlsen is
    174. You call youself a GM when you reach a rating of 750
    175. You play chess like giveaway
    176. The only way you can win is to be loud and distract your opponent

  • #114

    you hit your opponent whenever he wins you.

  • #115

    177. You waste your time deciding which pawn to push.

  • #116

    178. Your pawn reaches the back rank and you proudly proclaim, "King me!"

  • #117

    180. White plays 1. e4 and you resign, thinking you're in zugzwang.

  • #118

    181. Your online chess rating is still 1200.

  • #119

    182. You don't play any chess because you're afraid of losing
    183. You think Bughouse is a game where you put as many bugs as you can on a chessboard
    184. You insist on promoting your pawn to a pawn
    185. When your opponent says "check", you move the queen.
    186. You put the knights on the c and f files, and put the bishops on the b and g files
    187. You don't know what a file is
    188. You don't know what a rank is
    189. You insist on making a 9x9 chessboard because you need more pieces to win
    190. You think that kings can't capture pieces
    191. When your opponent says "checkmate", you call another player to check the board
    192. You think chess is a card game
    193. You spell Bobby Fischer as Bobby Fisher
    194. You think Bobby Fischer was a fisherman

  • #120

    195. You think your rating is your ranking, so you think you're the best in the world

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