1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

  • #141

    228. You don't have any chess pieces.

    229. You call the knights "wooden horses"

  • #142

    230. You don't know where to get a chessboard, so you make one out of paper
    231. You call it a draw by insufficient material when you have 2 bishops and king vs. king
    232. You think the king can capture protected pieces
    233. After move 2, you only move your king
    234. You think people sacrificing their queen for checkmate are crazy
    235. You don't know what a back rank mate is
    236. You sacrifice your king because of his pointy cross
    237. You sacrifice your queen early because you don't like its looks
    238. You purposely move your knights where they're unprotected so you can get them off the board because you don't like the way they look
    239. You sacrifice your bishops because you don't like the look of them
    240. You think pawns are cute so you sacrifice every other piece to keep ahold of them
    241. You castle by move 107
    242. You connect your rooks by using magnets to connect them
    243. You pin a piece by sewing it to the board
    244. You think you can only move knights at night

  • #143

    245. You always play Fischer Random due to the fact you don't know how to set up the pieces

  • #144

    246. You think rooks are immobile castles that the opponent must capture and cannot be moved

  • #145

    247. You throw your knight over the pieces
    248. You can't quite learn the pawn moves
    249. You resign after you have sacrificed every possible piece (even your king)
    250. When your opponent takes a pawn en passant, you say, "How do you do that?"

  • #146

    You say its for idiots.

  • #147

    251. When you see someone is sacrificing his pieces , u said ..that is a "mouse-slip"...

  • #148

    253. Your bishop switches colors

  • #149

    254. Your USCF rating is 0

    255. You lose to someone who can't even play chess.

    256. You can't fathom why anyone would play hour + games (I actually know someone like this).

    257. You can't fathom why anyone would take longer than 10 seconds on each move (same guy).

  • #150

    258. When you say "soulmate" more often than "checkmate" (true story).

  • #151

    260. You are worried that the pieces will commit mutiny.

  • #152

    261)you think the queen can also move like a knight

  • #153

    I've seen this one in real life

  • #154

    262)You don't know what castling is

  • #155

    263)When your opponent says check your opponent says "I didn't know I had to pay"

  • #156

    264)you get checkmated in two moves

  • #157

    265)you agree to play a game with 56 queens and still lose

  • #158

    266)you say "king me" when you promote a pawn 

  • #159

    261. As white, you always play 1.a3 to prevent losing your knight in the Ruy Lopez Exchange Variation.

  • #160

    262. While playing bullet, you lose on time when you keep trying to castle after you've already moved your king

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