1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

  • #161

    269)when someone says checkmate you think an australian person is checking you

  • #162

    270. You think "blundering" is when you calculate moves outloud.

  • #163

    271. You never play standard time, because you think you have to stand up for 15 minutes while playing.

  • #164

    272. When your opponent uses en passant, you report them to staff for hacking.

  • #165

    1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

  • #166
    UsedUsername wrote:

    1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

    hey you can't just skip to 1000

  • #167

    274) you get your king to the end of the board and try to promote 

  • #168

    hahahaha

  • #169

    275. You think that pawn pushing is when you push your pawn over

    276. You think pushing your king over is an excellent defense for your king becuse it's ducking behind the pawns

  • #170

    277. You think the dragon variation in the sicilian is when you call in a dragon to checkmate the king

  • #171

    278. You see this diagram and can't find the mate:

  • #172

    279. You think you castle like this

  • #173

     280. You only play openings that corresponde to where you live Italian, English, London, French, King's indian, Queen's indian, etc.

  • #174
    koala8 wrote:

     280. You only play openings that corresponde to where you live Italian, English, London, French, King's indian, Queen's indian, etc.

    HAHAHAHA!

  • #175

    281. You don't want to take any pawns because you think that they are cute.

  • #176

    286. you have a rating of 0

  • #177

    289. You forget the difference between shogi and chess

  • #178

    290. You think the starting position is just another interesting chess 960 position.

  • #179

    292. you think the knight moves up and then back to the square it was on

  • #180

    293. You debate with your opponent on establishing democracy of the pieces instead of playing the game.

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