1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

DONKEY_KONGxxx

271. You never play standard time, because you think you have to stand up for 15 minutes while playing.

DONKEY_KONGxxx

272. When your opponent uses en passant, you report them to staff for hacking.

UsedUsername

1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

koala8
UsedUsername wrote:

1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

hey you can't just skip to 1000

koala8

274) you get your king to the end of the board and try to promote 

koala8

hahahaha

koala8

275. You think that pawn pushing is when you push your pawn over

276. You think pushing your king over is an excellent defense for your king becuse it's ducking behind the pawns

koala8

277. You think the dragon variation in the sicilian is when you call in a dragon to checkmate the king

RaleighRaine

278. You see this diagram and can't find the mate:

neo-metacrash

279. You think you castle like this

koala8

 280. You only play openings that corresponde to where you live Italian, English, London, French, King's indian, Queen's indian, etc.

overclockedapebrain
koala8 wrote:

 280. You only play openings that corresponde to where you live Italian, English, London, French, King's indian, Queen's indian, etc.

HAHAHAHA!

pipinghotsos

281. You don't want to take any pawns because you think that they are cute.

koala8

286. you have a rating of 0

Martin0

289. You forget the difference between shogi and chess

Martin0

290. You think the starting position is just another interesting chess 960 position.

koala8

292. you think the knight moves up and then back to the square it was on

pipinghotsos

293. You debate with your opponent on establishing democracy of the pieces instead of playing the game.

pipinghotsos

294. You sleep (lol jks.)

koala8

297. You stack up your pawns because you think it's a good stratedy