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1,000 signs you play chess too much.
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You are like this guy:
Don't we already have 1000? :)
There are 20 posts per page, 20 * 67 (it's an overestimate since this page hasn't reached 20 comments, but it works in favor of my point) = 1340, there are at least around 5 or more irrelevant or repeated or deleted comments per page, so 5 * 67 = 335. 1340 - 335 > 1000, but when we add all the irrelevant comments greater than 5 per page (these numbers experience an increasing positive correlation with increasing # of comments and a decreasing positive correlation with fewer comments), 1340 - x is likely to be < 1000. This, however, is just theory supported by weakly supported evidence, so you may be right. Counting is much more accurate.
#1001 When you start calculating and estimating the amount of posts in an off-topic forum.
Jul 11, 2014
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#1207
Pelaaja_X wrote:
#1001 When you start calculating and estimating the amount of posts in an off-topic forum.
Couldn't have said it better myself. (and I'm pretty good at saying stuff!) ;-D
:D ty!
I'm happy he didn't waste his time counting them, though...
Jul 12, 2014
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#1209
3 signs you play chess too much:
1. You always dream something about chess
2. You always think about chess (even talking about soccer)
3. You are not better in chess, but, you are always talking about chess every and anywhere
Jul 22, 2014
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#1210
Joey, did you eat my sandwich?
Joey: I am your sandwich. *climbs into his mouth*
Mandy711 wrote:
111. You begin quoting "Chess is life", "Chess imitates life", "Life is like a game of chess".
Or you say, "Chess is not dead! Chess is life!" (A paraphrasal of a line from the movie Mystery Men, for those of you who don't get the joke.)
You take a long time to make decisions.
1008:You think out a tactical plan to get through the day! :)
#1009:You can't use a keyboard, because you can't find the white blocks to move your fingers to! :)
You have a nightmare where you are a pawn on a large open-air chess board and are about to be taken by the other side's queen towering above you then you wake up at 3.am and discover your gf has got you in an odd situation.
Jul 25, 2014
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#1216
Just how intimidating Is your girlfriend? (Don't answer - rhetorical question.) ;-)
Nothing intimidating but the juxtaposition was vey similar to the one on the oversized chess board in the dream I had 
chesssmart82 wrote:
Thunder_Penguin wrote:
You beat Nakamura in bullet with only premoves.
lol
plzz
Aug 3, 2014
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#1219
I get it! -- the Sure sign you "play chess too much" is that You're Really Good at Playing Chess!!
(Wow, what a relief for me, finding out I'm obviously Not playing chess "too much.")
And also when you memorize all the possible openings and their variations' names
Good one! (I haven't -- all those names crack me up! :-D )