21. You think everyone else is stupid because they think # means hashtag.
1,000 signs you play chess too much.
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You try to move the mouse to select chess pieces IRL
When you walk along a tiled floor, your footsteps only make legal Knight moves.
Nov 23, 2014
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#1265
MrInitialMan wrote:
When you walk along a tiled floor, your footsteps only make legal Knight moves.
Sounds challenging! I'd probably slip and fall and hit my head on the tile and suffer brain damage and not be able to play chess very well at all. Wait. Maybe that's already happened. That would explain a lot of my recent games.
motherinlaw wrote:
MrInitialMan wrote:
When you walk along a tiled floor, your footsteps only make legal Knight moves.
Sounds challenging! I'd probably slip and fall and hit my head on the tile and suffer brain damage and not be able to play chess very well at all. Wait. Maybe that's already happened. That would explain a lot of my recent games.
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pikachu is a pokemon which is a creature in a children's cartoon series.
Nov 29, 2014
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#1268
aka the worst pokemon ever because you need to waste a stone on him to grow a spikey tail....
You can think of 1,000 signs you play chess too much in a few minutes.
you saw 10 moves ahead but missed a mate in one.
1393:Chess starts to seem as valuable as diamond.
you have a chess tatto on your balls
when you actually tell your opponent they had a chance to make a really great move, and then they end up making that move later in the game.
Nov 8, 2015
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#1274
You sing "The Final Countdown" when you have a King and Pawn vs. a King
1399. When you're in a traffic jam, then suddenly the left lane opens in front of you. You increase speed and yell "Yes! I'm on an open file!"
1401. If you move out of the way instead of passing the basketball back after you opponent scores a three pointer, you might play chess too much.
1405. You think "God Save The Queen" is a song about chess
1406. You think that the countries who has a king and/or a queen have named royal people after the chess pieces.
1407. You are a big fan of Queen ( Freddie Mercury, Roger Taylor, Brian May, and John Deacon ) Mainly because they named their band after the strongest chess piece.
1408. If you meet one of members of Queen, you would ask if Queen started as Pawn.
1409. Your absolute favorite songs by Queen are White Queen, The March of the Black Queen and Killer Queen and you think that the song My Fairy King is about fairy chess.
1410. Besides Queen your favorit music is rook'n rool.
1411. Your favorit dance is square dance.
1412: You create a thread like this below and a lot of GM are analysing your games.
1413. You think that your (other) favorite band, should also have a chess piece named after it. Just like Queen have.
Dec 1, 2015
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#1280
You and a friend hitchhike all the way across the U.S. to spend one single afternoon at the Maryhill Museum of Art, out in the wilds of Washington state, just because you heard about the museum's Amazing extensive permanent exhibit of unusual, beautifully carved chess sets, from all around the world and from all eras -- some dating back to the Middle Ages.
P.S. I happen to know it's "amazing," because I've been there myself... ok, we didn't actually "hitchike" to get there, which just proves I don't play chess too much.
With you?