1,000 Signs You Play Too Much Bullet

19. You stop to work, becouse 8 hours is a eternety.

20. you answer the door at halloween..and the kids give you candy

22. You boast that 90% of your wins are because your opponent lost on time.

23. You always play with a gun in your pocket !

24. You don't worry any more about losing your job. After all, you can always find another one in under a minute.

25. You use premoves.

26. You say that all the games you lost were because of "mouse slips." ;)

27. You wish there was a 0.5|0 gametype.

you don't study openings. you move your king up on move 2

29.  You bought your first car 5 seconds after setting foot on the lot.  You thought to yourself that it was a big decision and felt justified in taking so long.

30.  You cannot be bothered to read a one-page thread to see if someone already had your idea.

31. You think that the movie Too fast, too furious is about chess.

32. you claim that "chess is 99% tactics".

33. People ask What is your favorite kind of game and u say AK-47.

34.you time your opponent out in  a drawn position

Bump

Bump

Bump

35. You constantly bump this thread because you can't wait for new signs.

36. You play the parham, bongcloud etc.

37. You refuse to ever play a game 3 minutes or longer.

Bump lol

38. You wonder why the Ruy Lopez, Grunfeld, and other openings have theory lines 20 moves deep, when somebody wins on time before that.

39. Whenever you see a black-and-white tiled floor, you move across it very fast.