1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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Shogi*
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chessnoob4151 wrote:
DaneKnoch wrote:

4042. You go on this forum when you're drunk and post several bad puzzles and games on it

how bad is this one?

Very

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4035. You fianchetto your king after castling (if you know what castling is).
4036. You try to promote your 3 pawns to a king because you think then you will have tetrarchy.
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4037. You give very bad jokes on this forum

is this a bad one?

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4038. You think this is checkmate

 

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looks like one too many if you ask me

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4049. You think this is a brilliant game (especially the knight maneuvers).

 

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4051. This is your game (real game me vs. some 2100 USCF in blitz)

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Me as white

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I mean you're bad if you played black

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4053. In a tournament when your opponent forgets to flip the clock, you flip the clock after you move.

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4054. this is your best game:

 

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4055. You wonder why you can't make the pawn stay a pawn when it reaches the 8th square.

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You check your Instagram feed during bullet chess

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4057

 

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4058. you think that in king of hill mode, your pawns if they promote to kings can enter the center and checkmate

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4059. You have never gotten the chance to prove yourself wrong

 

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4061

You have not seen this amazing game between Firouzja and Hikaru https://www.chess.com/game/live/170843122 and you do not know it is a legend

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chessnoob4151 wrote:
Afeefur-7D-Spring wrote:

4037. You give very bad jokes on this forum

is this a bad one?

mine is worse

okayy.....

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4062. You think playing against people on a rating of 100 will help you become GM in 2months when your rating is 850