1000 signs you're not a very good chess player


4042. You go on this forum when you're drunk and post several bad puzzles and games on it
how bad is this one?
Very

4036. You try to promote your 3 pawns to a king because you think then you will have tetrarchy.

4053. In a tournament when your opponent forgets to flip the clock, you flip the clock after you move.

4058. you think that in king of hill mode, your pawns if they promote to kings can enter the center and checkmate

You have not seen this amazing game between Firouzja and Hikaru https://www.chess.com/game/live/170843122 and you do not know it is a legend