6176: You try to report a dead body whenever a piece gets taken
1000 signs you're not a very good chess player
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hotrod510 wrote:
4517: You are able to post over 100 reasons on this discussion
4518: You call k***** horsies, rooks castles, and bishops witches
4519: You hire a GM to do all your games for you on chess.com
DONT YOU DARE SAY THE K WORD!!1
Dah_Happyhoppyhorsi3 wrote:
hotrod510 wrote:
4517: You are able to post over 100 reasons on this discussion
4518: You call knights horsies, rooks castles, and bishops witches
4519: You hire a GM to do all your games for you on chess.com
DONT YOU DARE SAY THE K WORD!!1
What, knight?
What, knight?
6177. You think a bishop is worth more than a queen because it has more letters in it.
Jan 5, 2021
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#5867
All you can do is spam the 4 move checkmate and when it doesn't work you yell "YOU"RE CHEATING" to your opponent
6180. You fell asleep and lost on time...
snoozyman wrote:
6180. You fell asleep and lost on time...
FUNNY
Jan 5, 2021
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#5871
6182. You don't know the names of the coordinates of a chess board
snoozyman wrote:
4505. When you say "King me" like in checkers/draughts when your pawn approaches promotion.
Yeah I checked this is already done
we are on 6181
You post a lot in lame threads to pass the time?
Jan 5, 2021
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#5876
zborg wrote:
You post a lot in lame threads to pass the time?
It is 6182
ok
6183. When someone asks you "What is your favorite chess opening?" You say "Zelda because I like the sound when he opens the treasure chest" or you say "Girls Gone Wild because I like it when they flash their chest."
6175. Whenever the knight jumps you don't understand because you think all pieces move straight and so you report the knight for venting.