1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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9870 Gotham chess actually faints because of ur game

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Damn

9871: A single chess short plays better than you would

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9860: You accidentally hit the lowest possible rating (100)
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9863: You think chess is easy and your name is not magnus carlsen

skipped 9861 9862

9861 you make a chessable course on nf3 ng1 nf3 ng1...

9862 you make a chessable course on how to loose

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*Lose

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9872 you lose to a 0 iq chicken

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nah!

9873: Even an actual knight would be disappointed in your moves

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9873: Your blunders turn into excellents to not embarrass you

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9874 you get 2 move checkmated by a 100 elo opponent

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9875 you think knights cant jump over pieces

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guydudemanbrosuperwhy wrote:

9875 you think knights cant jump over pieces

I actually had a friend who thought that when we were kids...

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Jayden3000 wrote:

*Lose

no loose

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bjosxj wrote:
9860: You accidentally hit the lowest possible rating (100)

9877 you accidentally hit the lowest possible rating(-999999999999999)

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He said 1000 reasons not ten thousand reasons

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The_Gavinator a écrit :

22. You troll the Parham on chess.com.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE UTILIZING THAT PHOTO PROFILE BUT NOW EVERYONE IS USING IT

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9878. When you lose you are offering a draw until your time ends

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Hikaru_fan_chessss wrote:
The_Gavinator a écrit :

22. You troll the Parham on chess.com.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE UTILIZING THAT PHOTO PROFILE BUT NOW EVERYONE IS USING IT

"NOW"??

I think he wrote that a decade ago

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9878: The only time you won was because you walked away in a losing position, your opponent thought you abandoned it and went away too, and you went back, played one move, and beat your opponent on time

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9878: The only time you won was because you walked away in a losing position, your opponent thought you abandoned it and went away too, and you went back, played one move, and beat your opponent on time

why is this smart though

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significantpeanut wrote:
Jayden3000 wrote:

*Lose

no loose

Loose means something’s insecure or wobbly

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