1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

9826 you play too much duck chess

9827 ya dont know the rules

9828 you lose to Martin

9830 you are a 100 elo

lol

9831 u dont know y u cant check mate and u say "blunder for u" :

9832 u were black and u thought white mated u

9833: chat gpt mates you

Wait we made mistakes in counting

Post #8977 went back a hundred

Can somebody please check the rest of the posts and tell us what number we are actually on. That would be really appreaciated!

no

9834. you have a elo of -10000000000000

lets gooo #9000

9835 you cekebrate getting the 9000th comment on a chess.com forum

I wanna say some things about the reasons. 1,6, & 8 could be because of a mental illness, 2,3,5 & 10 are fine, why does the Boncloud exist then for 4, 7 is HOW THE GAME IS SET UP, & pawn promotions can be used strategically depending on the situation, like to avoid capture or a stalemate.

9836: you think the objective of chess is to promote your piece

9837: you resigned every time you were about to lose a match

Yay

9840 you think the correct ones are better than mikhail tals sacs lol

look. new rule. no more "you get fools mated" posts. there have been 100s of those.