9842. You had to board an airplane and it cuts your wifi
1000 signs you're not a very good chess player
9858: You try not to read the off topic forums but end up doing so anyway
9859: You are the sole producer of off topic forums on chess.com
9860: Not only do you start them, you are the only one involved and the only one who views them

9864: A random bystander points out a blunder you made
9865: When you do game analysis, even the bot looks disappointed
9866: Your chess teacher in school uses your game as what you should not do
9867: Even your pieces want to give up
9868: Your opponent has to go easy on you
9869: Not even chess lessons help you improve.=
9841 you think anastasias mate is when princess anastasia gets on a ship