1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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significantpeanut

9841 you think anastasias mate is when princess anastasia gets on a ship

Rayfamily

9842. You had to board an airplane and it cuts your wifi

ImagineDrangin

^Ray I feel that.

Scythe_Pawnizard62

9843 Headbanging in front of your opponent to wip all you pieces

Jayden3000

9844 you think it is insuffitiant matirial when your opponment hes 50 queen

Malevolent-Chan

This has been going on for 13 years😭😭😭

WilliamXuan

9855 u play this

Jayden3000

What colour?

WilliamXuan

both

Jayden3000

Ok

WilliamXuan

9856 this

Rayfamily

9857. you are martin losing with my most recent game

ImagineDrangin

9858 you go on chess.com only to post/read in the off topic forums

MaxtonJHo

9858: You try not to read the off topic forums but end up doing so anyway

9859: You are the sole producer of off topic forums on chess.com

9860: Not only do you start them, you are the only one involved and the only one who views them

Destructimetal

9859. You think 450 elo is SUPE HYPER MEGA ULTRA, etc. High

bjosxj
9860: You accidentally hit the lowest possible rating (100)
MaxtonJHo

9863: You think chess is easy and your name is not magnus carlsen

JigglyElena23

9864: A random bystander points out a blunder you made

9865: When you do game analysis, even the bot looks disappointed

9866: Your chess teacher in school uses your game as what you should not do

9867: Even your pieces want to give up

9868: Your opponent has to go easy on you

9869: Not even chess lessons help you improve.=

Jayden3000

9870 Gotham chess actually faints because of ur game

JigglyElena23

Damn

9871: A single chess short plays better than you would