1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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173. Feeling depressed or crying after losing a chess game, even though he just started playing yesterday.

mishailu
Rennigeb0102 wrote:

172. put his attention on something else and the opponent took all of his pieces. AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW.

It should be a 174th dumb thing.

mishailu

175. Thinks he's a grandmaster after winning one game.

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177. Promotes pawn to rook.

not_cl0ud

#213 die 🤣

not_cl0ud
mishailu wrote:

173. Feeling depressed or crying after losing a chess game, even though he just started playing yesterday.

awww XD

mishailu

179. Thinks that Martin is the hardest bot.

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181. Thinks that 100 elo rating is great.

mishailu
Rennigeb0102 wrote:

182. calling the rook "tower".

When I was a kid, I used to call the 'Rook' as 'boat'.

mishailu
Rennigeb0102 wrote:

183 . calling the pawn "solider". i know a kid that does this

Now that's me again. 🤣

mishailu
Rennigeb0102 wrote:

184 . calling the bishop "knight" and calling the knight "horse"

L.O.L, That's me again. (When I was a kid, though)

mishailu

185. Calling the bishop as 'minister'.

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187. Moving the pawn backwards.

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189. Calls square 'a5' as '5a'.

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191. Thinks Chess.com is mad.

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193. Thinks Chess and Checkers are the same.

Raphael

195 you giveaway your pieces thinking it's giveaway chess

Raphael
Rennigeb0102 wrote:

are u talikng about ME ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

19u. make a blunder and say its brilliant.

No, the professor is not talking about you, he/ she is talking about mishailu 

198. You like to moving the queen for the entire game

Raphael
Rennigeb0102 wrote:

u should say WINNING POSITION

199. try to catsle BOTH SIDES OF THE BOARD.

Maybe that's better , because castling in the same side of the board leads to less sharp position

 

Raphael
Rennigeb0102 wrote:

he said painted dog and smiley. my icon is smiley

You are not the painted dog 

Mishailu is the painted dog and smiley