1000 things a dumb chess player would do

214. cracking an egg during a chess match

215. Thinks that Martin (bot) is a secret grandmaster.

216. You laugh at 100 rated player (you are 600 rated but you got checkmated by 100 rated player)

217. Opponent takes advantage and checkmates him while he was just trying to protect his bishop.

If you invest sufficient time and energy in the serious training, it doesn't matter what you do with the rest of your time. That holds for all activities.

218. Thinks that grandmasters were born playing chess.

218 posting on this chat

219. moveing the rook instead of the king when trying to castle lol

220. Thinks that white pieces are lucky and will make them win the game.

Let the opponent start playing Pacman instead of chess.

221: Copies their opponents moves and blunders their queen

222. Moves a queen like a knight.

224. Losing in a game with Jimmy (bot)

Losing a game with martin bot

226. Willing to sacrifice his Queen.

For mate or for no reason? 

Or for huge material advantage

227. Losing the game even while have a queen.

228 Spam in chat and rage quit.

229: say that london is the siccilian of white pieces (this actually happened XD)