1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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301. Tries to capture a pawn when his king is in check.

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302. Try’s to go for a check when he only has a king
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303.try’s to pause a match when there are about to win
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If you know the theory about grob attack against an unprepared opponent( the grob attack is good) 

Or the improved fool ones 

306. You play grob thinking it's good, but you don't know the theory

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307. king gets taken but keep playing

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308 you play this position as white but still losing 

 

 

 

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309. Resigns the game when he could checkmate on the next move.

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310. checks other player while your in check

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311. Played a game with 0% accuracy.

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Forget to do a blunder check and blunder mate with a massive advantage
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313 forget how to move pawn
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311. Thinks the queen can also make knight moves

I didn’t see the next page ._.

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311. Thinks the queen can also make knight moves

314. cant count and thinks 311 is after 313

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315: Thinks that the queen can move to any square.

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316.

Doesn't weaponize the discussion of politics as a tool to distract and enrage their opponent.

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317. Thinks that knight is the most powerful peice in chess.

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Favourite piece is a pawn because it can promote to anything
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319. Makes multiple king and rook moves just to castle

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Turn the rest of his pawns into queens when all of his opponents pieces are gone and get a draw.

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Sali6554 wrote:

319. Makes multiple king and rook moves just to castle

Hahaha I've seen this.