1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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DelightfulLiberty

320 Goes to make a move and knocks all the pieces over and onto the floor

321 Challenges someone to play her blindfolded, then promptly smacks her hand into the table corner and cries

322 Tries to run down the clock on his move

supermarshadow
mishailu wrote:

317. Thinks that knight is the most powerful peice in chess.

323. Misspells 'piece'.

supermarshadow

324. Eats 48539599137465 chicken nuggets in a day

bibidibabadibobodi

325. gets stoned and then still expects to checkmate every game

SomersetOX

326. eats 23456765456765676565654564345676543234567 chicken wings in a day

mishailu

327. Doesn't know how to castle.

NotAUniqueUserName

Says "A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a Horse!" as a player swaps a King for a Knight.

Six_Pack_Of_Flabs

329. Doesn't bring a high-powered assault rifle in case of a losing position

knighthunter2024

He steals the clock to flag his opponent

YidingL1

69: he would checkmate opponent, only to realize he checkmated himslef

mishailu

332. Plays chess once a month.

LordBoingyBoi420

One thing a dumb chess player would do (definitely not me) is definitely sacrifice the queen and not because it was trapped in by 5 different pieces. 

Rory_Mcgillicudy_sucks
334. You are one move before a clear checkmate,but you are deciding how to blunder your queen
mishailu

335. Doesn't want to checkmate his opponent.

sitharach

336.Promotes his pawn to a rook and castles vertically.

 

MiunaGambit

337. play chess like checkers

BOWTOTHETOAST

As a dumb 780 I can admit that I see people still hanging the Queen to the most obvious tatics in existence.

BOWTOTHETOAST

Anyway, 338. They hang their queen more times than there are stars in the universe in 1 game.

ethanabraham070987

Taking a Queen with a knight instead of a pawn is a pretty stupid move. ngl. I did it once. 

Six_Pack_Of_Flabs

340. Doesn't number their response wink.png