1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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CheckmateChess88

Always plays Ba6 And gets roasted in chat every game he plays

 

CheckmateChess88

Always plays wayward queen attack e4 e5 qh5 Nf6 Bc4 Nxh5 Bxf7+ Kxf7 0-1 white resigns

 

CheckmateChess88

plays EMOTINAL DAMAGE and asks if he is is check mated when his queen is trapped and his king is safe

TTY_500

falls asleep during a match

zesmate
TTY_500 wrote:

falls asleep during a match

TTY_500

85. falls off his chair during a match

Sali6554
TTY_500 wrote:

85. falls off his chair during a match

You guys sit on a chair during a chess match

Muffinator69420
plays 5 bullet games at once
ardutgamersus

doesnt play sunky mpeg for motivational support

AlephNull10

14 Let someone steal yo gf (queen blunder 💀💀)

x-9009454932

Play bullet when already good at fast time controls

ardutgamersus

play daily

ardutgamersus

when its not a club match

K_V_R

Bring the king to the end of the board and promote it into a pawn and loose the game.

K_V_R

Play a 1 minute bullet game slowly, Thinking a lot and not care if they loose on time.

Potato_rook

Starting a big complex game with no knowledge whatsoever of fairy pieces

ardutgamersus

being like &54$665&65$65& 

Tiffany1948
Checks your queen
Sack_o_Potatoes

develops the king

Yyloh

Thinking they made a new variation of chess but its just chess 960