1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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66.  when there is hanging queen he plays Ke5 on move 20

 

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Always plays Ba6 And gets roasted in chat every game he plays

 

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Always plays wayward queen attack e4 e5 qh5 Nf6 Bc4 Nxh5 Bxf7+ Kxf7 0-1 white resigns

 

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plays EMOTINAL DAMAGE and asks if he is is check mated when his queen is trapped and his king is safe

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falls asleep during a match

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TTY_500 wrote:

falls asleep during a match

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85. falls off his chair during a match

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TTY_500 wrote:

85. falls off his chair during a match

You guys sit on a chair during a chess match

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plays 5 bullet games at once
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doesnt play sunky mpeg for motivational support

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14 Let someone steal yo gf (queen blunder 💀💀)

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Play bullet when already good at fast time controls

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play daily

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when its not a club match

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Bring the king to the end of the board and promote it into a pawn and loose the game.

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Play a 1 minute bullet game slowly, Thinking a lot and not care if they loose on time.

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Starting a big complex game with no knowledge whatsoever of fairy pieces

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being like &54$665&65$65& 

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Checks your queen
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develops the king