1000 ways of get injured playing chess

Did somebody get injured playing chess ? I don't think chess is dangerous sport ...but... everything in the world where we live csn become a thread to our lifes.. so let's try to imagine some way to get injured playing chess!

heart attacks!!!

:-P #2: to fall from the chair suddenly and banging with the lamp

2.make stuipid threads and get hunted down 😄😃😀

Get checkmated

#5: To fall asleep and nailing the bishpp in the eye

6. http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/man-killed-over-chess-game

Um... r u talking about... something else?

Get checkmated

Pick a fight with the queen

#9: injure your finger with a bishop while moving it too fast because of the clock pressure

#11: to get bittenby the opponent's dog after mating him

#12: the table crashes and you fall from the chair while your opponent is watching staught

Eating a bishop thinking its popcorn

#13 Flipped your pencil and hit yourself.

16.(post 17 is suppose to be 15)Checkmate your an opponent 9999 rating above your rating, you get so happy you jump off a cliff

Turns out that rooks are miniature cannons that shoot real, tiny explosives, and that bishops shoot lasers. Oh, and all the pieces are sentient and bent on taking over the human world.

#17 Opponent throws a pawn at you.

19. you are very short and when you want to move a piece to the back rank you stand up while somebody put spikes on the chair you're sitting and when you sit down............

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!