1000 ways of get injured playing chess

#55: play chess on the top of Everest , naked

Schuli wrote:

#53 someone takes the term 'forking' too literal :)

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#56: Your opppnent decided to put a rat-trap under the table and you step on it

#58: playing chess with legs

#57: You choke on an opponents piece you have chewing on...

#59: suddenly u see that a c2 pawn is missing, and you decide to put a cat on c2 instead

#60. Playing shot glass chess, I capture all of my opponent's pieces, and end up with alcohol poisoning.

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0k #61: your opponent is a kamikaze with c4 in his clothes

#62: chess-boxing, you chechmate him but 2 minutes later you are K.O. on the groundr

#63: Your opponent is wearing c4 propaghanda clothes and suddenly you realize that you are playing chess in an explosives-shop against Bin Laden in Iraq and even the chess board is made of c4

#64. Opponent loses game and angrily flips over chess board, hitting my head.

#65. You over-stretch you castling muscle...?

STDS

You get hit by wooden splinters because your opponent hits the board in two pieces because you beaten him

Playing chess after jumping out of an aeroplane when suddenly a gust of wind lifts up a piece and goes right through your eye.

#69.   Chess Heart-Ache.  I finally get a chance in a simul to play a certain beautiful woman grandmaster I have always had a crush on.  But during the game, move by move, I see the growing look of bemusement and pity in her eyes as she effortlessly neutralizes my crude attack.  Soon my game is lost.  She has crushed my position.  Worse yet, she has crushed my heart!

#70 Your opponent flips the board and the combonation of contrasting colors causes you to have a seizure.

LOL, good one! Seriously original.

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