34. Feed them to your two dogs. 
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NomadicKnight wrote:
34. Feed them to your two dogs.
35. Burn your two dogs.
36. Burn your weiner.
...Because you're going to have pork and beans (PORK AND BEANS!!!), right?
37. Burn pork. That's what my Angry Bird, Bluey, would do.
38. Forget to make sure the pig is dead. Your beans are going to really be burnt by the time you dust off and go capture it again!
ColeZX4000 wrote:
Wow this conversation has really gone wild since I last saw it!
Yes, fuels good - er, feels good, to make so many special contributions,
gassy as they may be...
39. Playing bullet fart chess where whoever farts the largest quantity of farts in one minute can win the game, regardless of checkmate, resignation, or position on the board.
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40. Fart the extra spicy burned beans that you ate for breakfast and realise that it isn't a fart.
41. Wake up and decide to wear running shorts, and "go commando" in them, before eating that extra spicy burnt bean breakfast mentioned above.
NomadicKnight wrote:
41. Wake up and decide to wear running shorts, and "go commando" in them, before eating that extra spicy burnt bean breakfast mentioned above.
LMUO!
(laughing my underwear off...)
ilikecapablanca wrote:
40. Fart the extra spicy burned beans that you ate for breakfast and realise that it isn't a fart.
My sentiments exactly; two of the biggest issues in the world today:
1. Global warming.
2. Clean underwear.
42. Feed those burnt beans to the cows the day before hosting an open pit barbecue in the cow pasture. And you just know the cow is going to want revenge for you eating his cousin right in front of him... What are you, some sort of sick monster?!
NomadicKnight wrote:
42. Feed those burnt beans to the cows the day before hosting an open pit barbecue in the cow pasture. And you just know the cow is going to want revenge for you eating his cousin right in front of him... What are you, some sort of sick monster?!
No, I just eat my potato chips and Ding-Dongs.
That only makes make a sick ding-dong, but not a monster.
If you ate 16 ghost peppers you would die, and your friends who made the bet were probably trying to murder you in the guise of financial gain. People use full body chemical suits to process those things, and even then they still have to change their gloves out constantly because it burns through the rubber! 
That said, Dave's Gourmet Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce is mighty good on baked beans! It can bring life into even the most charred batch of burnt beans! Just liberally douse those beans, enjoy with a glass of milk, and wait 'til morning! Make sure you stock your bathroom beforehand with the following:
- A stick to bite on.
- A towel (to mask the screams that escape despite the stick)
- A book (after all, you'll be in there a while)
- A map of India and your passport. You are going to want to travel there if you survive, so you can confront the madman who invented the pepper.
- 1 case of Pepto-Bismol. No, not a bottle, a case. Apply liberally both internally and externally.
- A will. Just in case.
Eat a Carolina reaper
Yup, or the #2 current hottest, the Scorpion. Haven't found any Carolina Reaper hot sauce yet to add to my collection, but have Scorpion. But eating the whole pepper is crazy. Habaneros are small potatos compared to what my definition of hot is, but once in front of other people I ate a whole one and blew their minds when I didn't tear up or sweat or run for water (a mistake that others in the group tried), and I took an ounce shot of hot sauce in front of people who couldn't stand to taste more than a dab of it on their finger, but eating anything in the ranks of the world's hottest peppers whole? I feel a hole burning in my stomach at the mere thought! At least with hot sauce you have other ingredients to buffer it with.
45. Numbering when you post.
Wow this conversation has really gone wild since I last saw it!