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10000 things a very very very very very very very very very very very dumb chess player would do

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Wongkaiju
Huh
Wongkaiju
Er
Spr_chess_intermediate
Wongkaiju a écrit :
Er

They are banned for stalling because after some minutes of playing they fell asleep and left the computer on...

Arisktotle

He would write his opening repertoire on his inside handpalm with a very very very very very very very very very very very tiny font-size - and then couldn't read it back.

vinaygore
Doesn’t play the EGG gambit
vinaygore
Om-noms too much in a Tennison gambit-(NUKE InComING WOaHhHhH!!)
Wongkaiju
Nuke?!
vinaygore
Ye watch the intercontinental ballistic missile video on YouTube
vinaygore
Use a white pawn cuz they r missing 1 of the black pawns but have an extra white pawn
Spr_chess_intermediate

When those players say that they can beat you in chess IRL, they actually mean that they can can literally beat you during the chess game...

© @farazbun

vinaygore
Play the danish gambit
Wongkaiju
Paints their pieces white when they are black
Spr_chess_intermediate
vinaygore a écrit :
Play the danish gambit

Hey, are you telling I'm very very very very very very very very very very very dumb...

Spr_chess_intermediate

Play the Ruy Lopez

justin2357a
Set up the chessboard like this
Spr_chess_intermediate
They could also set the position like this
Wongkaiju

Poops in his pants

Wongkaiju
Brush