10000 things a very very very very very very very very very very very dumb chess player would do
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Wongkaiju a écrit :
Er
They are banned for stalling because after some minutes of playing they fell asleep and left the computer on...
He would write his opening repertoire on his inside handpalm with a very very very very very very very very very very very tiny font-size - and then couldn't read it back.
Doesn’t play the EGG gambit
Om-noms too much in a Tennison gambit-(NUKE InComING WOaHhHhH!!)
Nuke?!
Ye watch the intercontinental ballistic missile video on YouTube
Use a white pawn cuz they r missing 1 of the black pawns but have an extra white pawn
When those players say that they can beat you in chess IRL, they actually mean that they can can literally beat you during the chess game...
© @farazbun
Play the danish gambit
Paints their pieces white when they are black
vinaygore a écrit :
Play the danish gambit
Hey, are you telling I'm very very very very very very very very very very very dumb...
Play the Ruy Lopez
Set up the chessboard like this
They could also set the position like this
Poops in his pants