2994 - Shoot your opponent and get arrested
2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess
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2995 - 5 till 3000
2996 - Recreate a game using two computers, one being the weakest chess computer you can find and making it play against Houdini Pro 3.
And yes Houdini Pro 3 plays as white.
2997. Spam pictures of spam
2998. 2 till 3000
2999 . 1 left
3000. Harnessing the power of the sun gods to melt your opponents army. Just don't let it melt your own in the process.
3001. Don't be an Icarus and fly too close to the sun when you have no wings and - wow! We're almost at 4000!!! - NEVER fly so close to the number 4000 that it scalds you with its potential energy when you are already at 3001.
3002. Realizing we're almost at 15,805! Yes, I can feel it now!
britishquaker wrote:
2996 - Recreate a game using two computers, one being the weakest chess computer you can find and making it play against Houdini Pro 3.
Sounds like a Harry proposition...
britishquaker wrote:
Lambs.
Silence of the...
Sillyencio, I say!
britishquaker wrote:
2997. Spam pictures of spam
3003. Obliged, Obligated, and Oblivious, and a great multi-tasker to boot...
twighead wrote:
1234. Pretending that THIS
THE ULTIMATE
THE GRANDEST SCHEME
Of all your wonderful and purposefully machevellian schemes that you have hatched.
Throughout your whole lifetime.
Do you then pick ............
--------------------> A : Choice of the LAMBS
--------------------> B : Decision of the Bird
-------------------> C : Question of the Vesticulon
And when you choose
DO NOT FORGET
who birthed you in soverign harmony
That's right
THE GREAT
UNREPENTENT
MOOOOOOOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARRAAH HARRAH HARRAHHHH
I'm going with B. Decision of the Bird.
Do I win anything? A millet milkshake, perhaps?
drDuki2004_X wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
britishquaker wrote:
2956 - Mistaking queens for kings.
2957. Mistaking a whole head for a hole in the head.
lol
Duke's back! Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Duki, Duki, Duki, Duke of Duki, Duki, Duki... Dude! No, I mean, Duke!
drDuki2004_X wrote:
britishquaker wrote:
2963 - Making a corny chess joke.
e.g. "What's the difference between a poor bloke and a grand chessmaster?"
"One pawns his watch, the other watches his pawns"
:)
3005. Making a big nose emoticon :
:A)
Looks like someone got nose-clothespinned to me... not just chess pieces get pinned, apparently...
drDuki2004_X wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
drDuki2004_X wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
britishquaker wrote:
2956 - Mistaking queens for kings.
2957. Mistaking a whole head for a hole in the head.
lol
Duke's back! Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Duki, Duki, Duki, Duke of Duki, Duki, Duki... Dude! No, I mean, Duke!
I have not even gone. Although I was in Smething.
Hanging out in Smething again, eh? Wow, you could've been a Smebody, instead of a Duki! I'm glad you're a Duki, though.
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
britishquaker wrote:
2997. Spam pictures of spam
3003. Obliged, Obligated, and Oblivious, and a great multi-tasker to boot...
Rather true.
twighead wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
twighead wrote:
1234. Pretending that THIS
THE ULTIMATE
THE GRANDEST SCHEME
Of all your wonderful and purposefully machevellian schemes that you have hatched.
Throughout your whole lifetime.
Do you then pick ............
--------------------> A : Choice of the LAMBS
--------------------> B : Decision of the Bird
-------------------> C : Question of the Vesticulon
And when you choose
DO NOT FORGET
who birthed you in soverign harmony
That's right
THE GREAT
UNREPENTENT
MOOOOOOOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARRAAH HARRAH HARRAHHHH
I'm going with B. Decision of the Bird.
Do I win anything? A millet milkshake, perhaps?
You win one single forsaken sight
A Cybarch Ghaddafi
ChessPlayinDude47 studies his next move, after winning the Cybarch Ghaddafi Award.
ChessPlayinDude47 on the phone speaking with the Cybarch Ghaddafi Awards Committee to thank them for the honor. A hairy gorilla ban had been placed shortly before the photo was taken.
2993 - Trying to play a game that lasts over 1000 moves. Is that even possible? It probably is.