what chessplayingdude said didn't even make sense.
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what chessplayingdude said didn't even make sense.
It kind of does, but you have to read the last 6,791 posts to find out about the hairy gorillas who like bananas.
You are going to read them, please, aren't you?

Oh, and I'm not reading 6,791 posts...................................................
OK, you go coach with the hairy gorilla; that's probably more productive for you anyway. Buh-BYE!

Is she gone? Can I go to bed now? WHEW! Another distraction, avoided! WHEW! Another one for the books, fellas...

today we mourn the loss of a hairy gorilla, ChessPlayinDude47. he was recently attacked by a large green t-rex named abbiewu2016.

3011. It's like, so like, totally weirdos. In here. Yeah. Kewl, dude!
Has anybody seen my pants? They're blue?

3012. Одна из худших вещей в шахматы, чтобы иметь волосатый горилла бить вас в игре в шахматы, а затем втирать в кириллице.
I have my first day of silver kinghts chess club today.There's a real coach.
Hey Abbie Wu, how do you do? That rhymes you know, I'd just go with the flow...
Is your coach that hairy gorilla I saw wandering around in the bleachers of your multi-use/gym/cafeteria/coat-hanging-up area where they have the Gerber's peas and carrots, but no more bananas?