2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess

Yes, I totally believe you. But where is he? Hah-hah, cat got your tongue?

T-Rex8 is NOT the REAL T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO FAT MOMMA IS!

Then where the capital H small e double hockey sticks do these orange oranges come from? 

Don't worry...  😊.. Disney all ready taught me that.. 

They must have been a lot of frog kissing during the second plague...? Lol

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tres uno quattro seis. (III I IV VI.) Al reproducir el Telemann Fantasias, todos sus sueños se harán realidad ajedrez; al igual que un tiranosaurio comer una gran chuletón jugoso con A-1 salsa Worcestershire. Estos maestros del juego de ajedrez demuestran una espontaneidad rítmica cuando se enfrentan a las presiones de las válvulas del neumático que salió mal en el garaje de la vida. Conducen Chevrolet Camaros como si ellos no se preocupan por los sándwiches de queso derretido y son rápidos a ladrar como los gatos cuando se trata de la integridad estructural. Así que cuidado con una llama corriendo hacia atrás y suscribirse al Chihuahau Times. Obtener los últimos chismes sobre Grandelius, Nils y frijol blanco pedo sopa con los lados de las costillas mientras acompañaba a un gorila peludo en una seguidilla seductora. Sólo hacer beber el agua, con ósmosis inversa, si es necesario. Te reto a encontrar algunos palíndromos en sus juegos de ajedrez!

 Cook 'em with ya Brussels sprouts, ladies; stuff'll make ya tingle with joie de vivre! Good with Chile Colorado too, for times when you visit Colorado. I have been to Swensen's Ice Cream Parlor in Durango. You? Es pan yol be my second language. Ya dig?

3417/3147. Good news, guys! I finally learned how to speak a new language - besides Spanish - I now know how to speak Toilet. Kids, try this at home!

Don't be a ball cock, go ahead and take the plunge: learn how to speak Toilet (see above)

  Learning to speak Toilet can be a good acquired skill, for times like these when
  you need to analyze the position with your opponent. 

Special bonus picture (the direction chess and toilets are heading:)

 "And lions don't speak Toilet..."

What's Bishop ♗ in "toilet" 🚽 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/translate-quotbishopquot-in-your-native-language

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III. IV. I. VIII./III. I. IV. VIII. Wearing the oranges hat that glows-in-the-dark while inviting your opponent to take part in some "lost-in-space" chess in a darkly lit room while Stockhausen's Octophonie sets the mood. Then your opponent realizes he must play the game upside-down from the ceiling wearing only pajamas and 3-D glasses, as it is a glow-in-the-dark 3-D chess set. The door locks and your opponent is trapped. Suddenly a hairy gorilla crawls through the window bearing a tuba with a red light saber protruding from the bell while parakeets bounce up and down from mini-parakeet trampolines that circle the floor. When your opponent asks when he can get out of there, you whisper to him, "In a moment." Do that every 47.47 seconds.

If your opponent gets restless, you must quickly switch the music to the following to soothe him: 

4002. stfu dos

4003. Not commenting 'stfu' on this topic.

4004. Creating a palindrome with numbers so you can comment, stfu, on this topic. Find the palindrome, peephole...

4004. [DOUBLE POST] 

4005. [DOUBLE POST] 

1. Burn the chessboard if it's burnt.

What!! We've already had 1? OK, then,

2. Burn the chessboard if it's already burnt.

3. Kick coal.

4. Kick coal again.

3. Kick coal.