#765 ... Lol...
2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess
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twighead wrote:
Wow! 420formyfathertheking!
For my FATHER
The KING
Woot!!
Son, you know it's a great honor to be the F pawn.
You are my sun and moon.
Love you buddy.
Now Go! 1. F3!
1053. Wow! 1053formyNetflixandwootacularBed!
For my Netflix, you rock! That's so wootacular!
For my Bed, you rock! That's so wootabulous!
For 1053, you rock! That's so wootalicious!
For my friends who know it's getting late, you rock! That's so wootastical!
For those pitted dates in the fridge that I never ate, you rock! That's so wootburger!
For Filbert the f-pawn, you rock, you wootinator! That's so wootaful! (move to f3, now, be dutiful...)
For doing my laundry today and not losing a single sock, you rock! That's so wootacious!
For falling asleep on this thread post and not waking up, I rock! I'm the Wootini of the woot de woot, I don't need to have a wootoff right now.
egoole wrote:
Packing out.... I mean in...
(3047) Go fisching with Fisher.....
egoole wrote:
(3047) Go fisching with Fisher.....
Hey wait a second, here!... Wasn't #3047 the one about being so tiny that Horatio Nelson couldn't fit you into his pocket and use you to promote his Queen at the Battle of Trafalgar, handily defeating the Barbary French T-Rex pirates? On second thought, I guess you would feel pretty tiny if you went fishing with Fischer and Horatio Nelson.
3430/3340. Eating too many gorilla boogers during the chess game to distract your opponent.
twighead wrote:
my rabbit that i use to own had a thirst for being that way, my rabbit could be courtney, courtney could be Linda which is money penny whom I was special with. Blanka from street fighter 2 the video game could be my rabbit afterwards. The two girls in the bikini in Balrog's stage could be my sister. my sister wants incest with me, that's gross dude. I think that's how I got judged for squirrel pinning the illuminati, having my sister wanting incest with me, that's gross man. I'm also married to heather locklear. Linda could be money penny as courtney whom could be my rabbit named karritz. I don't know my rabbit's birthday, the rabbit I use to own, that is. My rabbit karritz has a thirst for being that way, so it got jealous and gave my mother and father LZ Tryptaphan, along with imperial orchid (one of my uncles) (E-gew or dwhy-gew) and the broken-neck-bitch (one of my aunties) (E-yee). My rabbit could be my kids, Tomato and the others, it comes out black,white,asian,hispanic, and then glindy. I'm Eurasian or Fujianese or whatever. My rabbit said if my parents weren't that way then it wouldn't have gave my parents and uncle and auntie LZ Tryptaphan. On another note I told Buddha And Kuan Yin to deconvert all these people's fractions and give them munkey lace 24/7. I was forgot to play normal when I made that decision, I'm still forgot to play normal, this is dry ley bones. Hobole Fisherman said if I remembered right I said I didn't want any money for the commercials I made. Sorry about that Hobole fisherman. She said after deconverting the fraction she made herself my mom, like "At least make me your mom since you deconverted my fraction". The plee-yuh-lee-uhse guy's father got his fraction deconvereted too, so he decided to make himself the broken neck bitch, and there was one more entity who made herself imperial orchid, which is my uncle's restaurant's name, his name is Che, I just call him imperial Orchid. See, Ryu from street fighter, Ryu from street fighter is my cousin vincent yu, those are all of the karate moves I taught him in reincarnation and he's like "I don't need you to teach me those karate moves". I'm Ryu's 4th ghost, or 99th ghost. I'm J Lynn see, the queen on the deck of cards is my sister who wants incest with me, the king is my father poppa dock/poppa bear, the jack on the deck is J Lynn; which is me. See, throughout all of my reincarnations they only called me J Lynn in no more than 10% of my reincarnations. No more than 10% of my reincarnations did people and the illuminati call me J Lynn outloud. The 1/8th of my rabbit did that to my mom. I don't own this rabbit no more. I purchased the rabbit from Petland discounts from Delancey street in Manhattan then gave it away because I didn't wanna see it die in case it was gonna die in front of me, I told him to hop to the gym where there's a bunch of white rabbits around there, then I told my rabbit to hop to my friend Harold's house and if it was meant to be to hop back to my house, but the guy who sold me the rabbit in petland got my rabbit and put it back in the cage in Delancey's. I gave my rabbit the best life in the world, I let him hop around the house, my rabbit was shitting and peeing all over my basement. My rabbit said he likes staying under the bike that I had in the basement. My rabbit was biting my ribs, he was like "yo G, I bite your ribs to sharpen my teeth my nigga" One time I was high in the basement with Raymond (Flip) his names Flip, not Flip for filipino but Flip. My rabbit bit Raymond's rib and then Raymond said ow and slapped my rabbit and my rabbit peed all over my Mets jersey. My friend Matthew Chiuchi urged me not to marry Linda.
Sorry about that guys, I was forgot to play normal when I made that decision, I'm still forgot to play normal right now.
I'm also king tut, you remember J Lynn being king tut right? Sleeping aside my father (the king from the deck of playing cards) in a mummy casket.
My children with heather locklear is oreo and my other kids are garland and tomato or whatever. I forgot my other kid's names, I would never diss my kids like that, I'm just forgot to play normal right now so I don't rememeber in this state. This is actually 1/8th of a sprocket and Cherry-cherry-bloom bloom, for forgot to play normal.
These chinese niggas said they have 40 million hadokens. See, Kenny (not the preacher, my basketball friend) you have 76,000 sonic booms, and these chinese niggas have 40 million hadokens. You said you had quite a few of the BIG sonic booms by guile from street fighter.
Watch out, now the white niggas might update themselves from the 40 million hadokens, they're probably gonna make it obsolete and make the 40 million hadokens their margin.
See street fighter 2 came out around 1991, it came out for arcade, super nintendo, sega genesis. They also have street fighter 2 turbo, in that video game they have the flying a-dek-dek-doo-git in the air. Which is street fighter 2 turbo. For the link I'm about to post has the characters you could choose like street fighter 2 turbo, but the in the air a-dek-dek-doo-git isn't included for some reason. It seems to be put up to level 5 it seems. The highest the level goes up to is 7. Yeah, the a-dek-dek-doo-git, down-back-kick. The a-dek-dek-doo-git in the air is jump (UP)-down-back-kick.
Kids, there're two things a budding chessmaster like you should consider and can learn from this post:
1. Have your dad, even if his name is Linda, take away Street Fighter II from you when you turn 2.
2. If your Mets jersey ever gets urinated on, become a Giants fan instead.
Did I leave anything out?
Oh yes, I did: the more I think about twighead's post, the more I realize this calls for a bologna sandwich with one mosquito in it; did anyone bring the pine nuts?
Rooktop
It was the 6th of July, we was hanging up on the rook
was a hot, hot knight, we was having a Worcestershire sauce barbecue
and I said “check,” You said, “check, T-Rex, that’s when I knew
I adjust, I um, just can’t - can’t take my mind off of you!
It was a knight to remember, we were hanging up on the rook
hairy gorilla got knocked up, in came the Boys in Blue
and you said, “check,” I said, “mate”; some of that made the news
I adjust, can’t care-o’-Kann, just can’t pry my toes off of you
One knight on the rooktop, rooktop
cutting felt on the rooktop, rooktop
on sight at the rooktop, rooktop
smelling smelt near the rooktop, rooktop
deepest threads on the rooktop, rooktop
no regreds on the rooktop, rooktop
T-Rex on the rooktop, rooktop
just can’t take my mind off of you
was a knight to remember, hanging pieces up on the rook
was a hot, hot knight, a Worcestershire sauce barbe-QQQQQQQQQQQ!
and I said, “mate,” You said, “wait,” I said, “make me,” you said, “maybe”
T-Rex can date me, we’ll have a baby, it will be crazy, you need to save me, save me!
Then the rain came, something caught flame and it was crazy
yeah, there were sirens and medusas, man that rye bread looked so carawayzy
burning up in the toaster oven, no one even tried to save the
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we could be soulmates, oh my T-Rex, if you weren’t so damn lazy
It was the 6th of July, we was hanging up on the rook
t'was a hot, hot knight with a Worcestershire sauce barbecue
and I said “check,” You said, “check," T-Rex, that’s when I knew
I adjust, I um, just can’t - can’t take my mind off of you!
Bootie, boo boo, pee, bootie, boo boo, pee, Bootie, boo boo, pee, bootie, boo boo, pee,
Bootie, boo boo, pee, bootie, boo boo, pee, Bootie, boo boo, pee, bootie, boo boo, pee,
Bootie, boo boo, pee, bootie, boo boo, pee, hanging up on the rooktop,
Bootie, boo boo, pee, bootie, boo boo, pee, Worcestershire sauce barbecue,
Bootie, boo boo, pee, bootie, boo boo, pee, hanging out with a T-Rex,
Bootie, boo boo, pee, bootie, boo boo, pee, can’t get my mind off you...
twighead wrote:
3428... CHECK MATE??? WHAT IS CZECH MATE?
CZECH MATE IS SOMETHING BETWEEN GERMANY MATE AND POLAND MATE... THAT'S MY PRAGUEMATIC ANALYSIS...
Nice poet.... 47
430) Find the difference between pants and trousers...?
jbent02 wrote:
2959 whatching tv while playing blind chess
2959.1 What Qing TV while playing blind chess?
2959.2 What Bing TV while playing with cherries and blind chess?
2959.3 What Rooktops Sing TV while playing blind chess?
2959.4 What Diplodocus Thing TV while playing blind chess?
2959.5 What Air Spring TV while playing blind chess in bed?
2959.6 What Viola String TV while playing blind chess in a concerto?
2959.7 What Sling TV while playing blind chess and watching Netflix?
2959.8 What Buffalo Wing Ogdoad TV while playing blind chess with eight chickens?
2959.9 What Hairy Gorilla Nose Ring TV while playing blind chess?
2959.47 What Honey Boo Boo Bee Sting TV while playing blind chess?
2959.4747 What Qis Za TV while playing blind chess? Extra Qis, pleaszzzze!
Whatching all doing in 2016?
.....Just chilling....
Putting your knight on e5 and confidently say "I win!" when the next move is dxe5
Playing "Fantaisie Impawnto" from Frederic Bishopin
3431/3341. Yes, or playing "Knight on Bald Hairy Gorilla" by Immodest Mustard-Orgy-Sky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxIEsyGAczY
3432/3342. Getting eaten by T-Rex while playing blind chess, and not being able to see your way out of his stomach; that would put a damper on the game...
"Hey there, son; I say hey there! Has you gots any fahrworks?"
"I could really use some fahrworks, get rid of these bees been on me the last ten months."
"What's that son, Santa Claus says I haven't been bee-haven?"
"Well you tell that Santa that he's not gonna get any honey this Christmas."
"Nope, my lips are sealed. You tell Santa I won't play no more correspondence chess games with him neither."
"Yeah, you tell Santa that I'm go get some underwear at JC Penney too, so I don't need no underwear from Santa."
"Gon git me some fahrworks..."