3019 signs that you hate chess

1. you can't find Mate in 2 at night

2.You say ' Ohhhh I am so bad at this my god I hate it'

3.YOU don't have premium membership

4. your points are low then 1000

5.You watch hikaru and try to pretend like him.

6. You Just don't like getting flagged

7.You are bad at bullet

8. You don't be active on chess.com

9.you think that membership will improve you I a month so u buy it then you are lazy to watch lessons

10.You don't know What to write in comments after I say ' You guys continue the list'

You guys continue the list'....

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11. chess.com is your main social media

13. You're spending your time simping for other people who have anime profile pictures

15. u somehow lose this endgame

17. u think chess.com is cheese.com

18.you lie

i like chess but i rating below 1000

u somehow blunder mate in 1 on da very first move

21. Accidentally going into rated instead of unrated and doing a fat tilt

23. u always throw all ur pieces in the trash when u have this:

25. YOU get motivated see hikaru playling blitz and try to play like him

26.You visit the profile of huntressesofartemis

27.Your best win is Martin bot

28.You get adopted by a newborn baby

29.You are wasting your time in this forum

30.Your account get closed

31.You tilt

32. you got tired of winning so you're purposely losing

34. you ...cheat at chess...

40. you don't understand draws