5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

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447:  You've seen 1. e4 and 1. d4, but you've never played anything besides 1. h4, 2. h5, 3. h6.

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448.You like tripled pawns because they look like they are in a nice straight line.

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449.You sac a queen to win his rook.

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450:  You're white and you play this move:


Do you see what's wrong with it?  It's a huge blunder, in a couple of different ways...

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451. you think the queen's gambit means that you have to sacrifice your queen

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Spotlion wrote:

449.You sac a queen to win his rook.

I already said this!

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ClavierCavalier wrote:

450:  You're white and you play this move:

 


Do you see what's wrong with it?  It's a huge blunder, in a couple of different ways...

2. Qxg7#, right?

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bishop987 wrote:

451. you think the queen's gambit means that you have to sacrifice your queen

I think this was already said.

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452. When you say something about chess that already has been said.

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You move your pawn backwardsFrown

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453. If you resign in this position...

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454. You castle with a queen and a bishop 

455. When your opponent promotes a pawn you say it is a dead pawn and take it off the board.

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You put your in a trapped position while winning by 5 points.( a rook)

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456. When in a king and pawn endgame, you promote the pawn into a knight.

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457. When ypu think Deep Blue is a color.

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459. You resign when you stalemate the opponent.

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varelse1 wrote:
chessgm8 wrote:
S-Bharadwaj wrote:

444.(lol I got this no.) you try a king sac.

This was already said.

Isn't that called the King's Gambit?

jk

sorry, but i will go trolling now.

461.  You think a king sac is called the King's Gambit

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462. You think the point of chess is to lose

463. You think the greatest move in chess is to forfeit

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chessgm8 wrote:
ClavierCavalier wrote:

450:  You're white and you play this move: 


Do you see what's wrong with it?  It's a huge blunder, in a couple of different ways...

2. Qxg7#, right?

Yes, but it's also 2... Re1#

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Spotlion wrote:

457. When ypu think Deep Blue is a color.

unfortunately, literally Deep Blue IS a color...