448.You like tripled pawns because they look like they are in a nice straight line.
5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

450: You're white and you play this move:
Do you see what's wrong with it? It's a huge blunder, in a couple of different ways...

450: You're white and you play this move:
Do you see what's wrong with it? It's a huge blunder, in a couple of different ways...
2. Qxg7#, right?

451. you think the queen's gambit means that you have to sacrifice your queen
I think this was already said.

454. You castle with a queen and a bishop
455. When your opponent promotes a pawn you say it is a dead pawn and take it off the board.

444.(lol I got this no.) you try a king sac.
This was already said.
Isn't that called the King's Gambit?
jk
sorry, but i will go trolling now.
461. You think a king sac is called the King's Gambit

462. You think the point of chess is to lose
463. You think the greatest move in chess is to forfeit
447: You've seen 1. e4 and 1. d4, but you've never played anything besides 1. h4, 2. h5, 3. h6.