605.
You think this is a legit opening, furthermore a tactical trap.
I've literally had this played against me...*facepalm*
5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess
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You think Zwischenzug is said after sneezing.
The absolute number 1!!!!!!!! You call it chest.
Aug 18, 2012
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#425
coneheadzombie wrote:
603. Your mom is smart, so you think you are smart too. (even thought you aren't )
And that is chess related?
You think a prophylactic move is a courageous trip to the pharmacy!
You think a post mortem is for passed pawns!
When you play against your parents they do this
You think isolated pawns are merely introverts!
Aug 18, 2012
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#430
chessninja77 wrote:
When you play against your parents they do this
Are you saying the parents are the ones doing the crab or is that their child? Parents playing badly doesn't indicate that your play is lacking.
jakefusaro wrote:
605.
You think this is a legit opening, furthermore a tactical trap.
I've literally had this played against me...*facepalm*
That is 607.
jakefusaro wrote:
The absolute number 1!!!!!!!! You call it chest.
I think this was already said.
616. You think a pawn must be on the 7th or 2nd rank to be "passed"
617. You avoid getting passed pawns on purpose because you think you pass the pawn over to your opponent if you do get one
618. You think you annotate a game like this: 1. h4 e5 rh3 bxh3 you resign
619. You tell your opponent he should push his pawns because then they will dissapear if he pushes them down
620. You play the Parham on purpose.
621 when you are invited to play a lightning game you look at the sky in fear
622 why did i lose in two moves opponent:you only know how to move pawns
Aug 18, 2012
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#437
A pawn can be both passed and isolated at the same time. It can't be both isolated and backwards, though.
623. Immediately after you castle, you realise that it makes your king harder to defend and "un-castle" on your next move to return the king and rook to their original positions.
624. You think double-check is when you are in check but before responding you put your opponent in check so that he must respond first (can continue to triple-check, quadruple-check, etc.).
625. You don't know what Los Alamos is.
626. You think the king is unable to capture pieces.
ClavierCavalier wrote:
A pawn can be both passed and isolated at the same time. It can't be both isolated and backwards, though.
Aren't all isolated pawns backward pawns? An isolated pawn is a pawn without pawns on the ranks directly adjacent to it. A backwards pawn is a pawn that cannot be defended by another pawn without it (first pawn, backward) advancing or another pawn capturing to get beside it.
Or am I mistaken in some way?
You think zugzwang is the sound of springs popping out of the head of the person just mated.