A Long, Long Meme

That face you make when you are playing Anish Giri and then the FBI shows up while you are playing an odd version of the King’s Gambit but with the king facing toward the poster you have on the wall that says “Don’t hate the player, hate the game” inspired by LeBron James, who won 3 NBA championships and somehow became a laughing stock in California because the Golden State Warriors beat them 3-1 in the last 4 consecutive appearances both teams had which was astonishing because Cleveland made them a laughing stock because they blew a 3-1 lead in the 2016 NBA Finals series and is coincidental because they are both 3-1 but they have him as a Laker because this year, LeBron signed with the Lakers hopefully with no one burning jerseys because when he signed with the Heat in 2010, fans were angry but LeBron wasn’t because he won 2 championships there, and the FBI says “Why are we here?” and then Giri says that it is part of this meme and then the FBI leaves, leaving your doors broken and then Giri fixes the doors for you because he is a nice friend and is kind to anyone who is kind to him, which is the Golden Rule, and then Nakamura shows up and says “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.” and then runs away with, approximately, 960 chess pieces in his pockets, and then you get a headache, resulting in taking Tylenol, resulting in you being healthy, and then Giri wins against you while he fights the robot overlords that came to his house when the doors were broken, making Giri a great fighter and great friend in the process, making you get confused on why this all happened in the first place when you should be doing you taxes which was probably the reason why the FBI came to your house in the first place, resulting in you paying your taxes like a good citizen of the United States of America and beyond:
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