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All is not lost but your mind.

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They say that's the first to go...

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Winerkleiner, your thread with your fiance speaking to hashish, was one of the most surreal threads I've ever seen! I just want to say thank you, it was an unforgettable moment in Chess.com historyLaughing

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winerkleiner wrote:

All is not lost but your mind.

And regrettably you don't even have one to lose.

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trysts wrote:

Winerkleiner, your thread with your fiance speaking to hashish, was one of the most surreal threads I've ever seen! I just want to say thank you, it was an unforgettable moment in Chess.com history

You're welcome, it made Hashish and me cry, lol.

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HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

All is not lost but your mind.

And regrettably you don't even have one to lose.

Just say no to Hashish

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Hilarious!Laughing

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trysts wrote:

Winerkleiner, your thread with your fiance speaking to hashish, was one of the most surreal threads I've ever seen! I just want to say thank you, it was an unforgettable moment in Chess.com history

One of his best fabrications for sure.

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HessianWarrior wrote:
trysts wrote:

Winerkleiner, your thread with your fiance speaking to hashish, was one of the most surreal threads I've ever seen! I just want to say thank you, it was an unforgettable moment in Chess.com history

One of his best fabrications for sure.

Leave it to you to talk about fabrics, lol.

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winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
trysts wrote:

Winerkleiner, your thread with your fiance speaking to hashish, was one of the most surreal threads I've ever seen! I just want to say thank you, it was an unforgettable moment in Chess.com history

One of his best fabrications for sure.

Leave it to you to talk about fabrics, lol.

I don't have time to review everything you have ever driveled but that has to the lamest.

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HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
trysts wrote:

Winerkleiner, your thread with your fiance speaking to hashish, was one of the most surreal threads I've ever seen! I just want to say thank you, it was an unforgettable moment in Chess.com history

One of his best fabrications for sure.

Leave it to you to talk about fabrics, lol.

I don't have time to review everything you have ever driveled but that has to the lamest.

What?  If it wasn't for me your life would be empty, lol.

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Was this it?

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Now I know why lolcat pics became so popular!

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DrSpudnik wrote:

 

Was this it?

WTH?!Laughing

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Got a laugh from me - thanks Tjornan. :)

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winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
trysts wrote:

Winerkleiner, your thread with your fiance speaking to hashish, was one of the most surreal threads I've ever seen! I just want to say thank you, it was an unforgettable moment in Chess.com history

One of his best fabrications for sure.

Leave it to you to talk about fabrics, lol.

I don't have time to review everything you have ever driveled but that has to the lamest.

What?  If it wasn't for me your life would be empty, lol.

That's impossible I only use you for a distraction while I play chess. I make some of my best moves after I insult you.

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HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
trysts wrote:

Winerkleiner, your thread with your fiance speaking to hashish, was one of the most surreal threads I've ever seen! I just want to say thank you, it was an unforgettable moment in Chess.com history

One of his best fabrications for sure.

Leave it to you to talk about fabrics, lol.

I don't have time to review everything you have ever driveled but that has to the lamest.

What?  If it wasn't for me your life would be empty, lol.

That's impossible I only use you for a distraction while I play chess. I make some of my best moves after I insult you.


I know and I'm charging you for my services, pay up bub, no room for deadbeats on Chess.com. 

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Without me, your life would be meaningless!

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winerkleiner wrote:

Without me, your life would be meaningless!

Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)


 

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HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Without me, your life would be meaningless!

Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)


 

Lol so only "you know for sure" hehe