Grundelplith_MD wrote:
some idiot broke into my house and mugged me.
No doubt sent by your opponent.
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Apr 20, 2015
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#23
The only reason Im 1400- 1450 is cause I resign games from time wasters that make you wait nearly half an hour after they know you've beaten them within the first few moves...
that and im rubbish
Apr 20, 2015
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#24
I think Euwe made chess history by being the first person to lose a championship match and explain to the chess journalists that his explanation for the loss was that Alekhine had played better chess. A truly unprecedented theory! Could even be right.
varelse1 wrote:
I am not accustomed to playing against such weak players.
lol
I lost because my king was blocked by its own pawns and I couldn't eat my own pawns by the king.
Why can't king eat its own pawns?
xman720 wrote:
I lost because my king was blocked by its own pawns and I couldn't eat my own pawns by the king.
Why can't king eat its own pawns?
Because he has no stomach for it.
With much sincerity I congratulate my opponent with a half smile and while I am rubbing my tired eyes I explain that I have been up all night with a sick child and I'm sorry that I was so exhausted that I could just barely see the board.
Apr 20, 2015
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#31
now_and_zen wrote:
xman720 wrote:
I lost because my king was blocked by its own pawns and I couldn't eat my own pawns by the king.
Why can't king eat its own pawns?
Because he has no stomach for it.
because you are a weak troll.
Robert0905 wrote:
now_and_zen wrote:
xman720 wrote:
I lost because my king was blocked by its own pawns and I couldn't eat my own pawns by the king.
Why can't king eat its own pawns?
Because he has no stomach for it.
because you are a weak troll.
That's an odd reason for losing a game of chess.
Spartycus wrote:
I couldnt find the dice
No dice!
tkbunny wrote:
kleelof wrote:
My cat stepped on the keyboard and disabled my engine.
chess.com shld hire that cat ...
Weird. I read this as Cheshire.
Got distracted by going into labor.
tkbunny wrote:
Boy, you're just full of useless trivia.
What? Chess? I thought this was checkers!
some idiot broke into my house and mugged me.