At last, positive proof that Cheater_1 and CANNIBAL 37 are one and the same.
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I knew you were no match for the Cylon Variation, Buck Rogers!
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I'm gonna crush all your pieces to mices!
"I am Capabot. I am programmed in every way to be an exact duplicate of Capablanca. Commencing my next move... 50% finished, 10 minutes until I put this piece down... Please stand by..."
Am I glad that pool tournament is over, it rusts me all up
Jay-sus! it's dark in here! is that my c-pawn I've got there?
BEHOLD! CHEATER_1'S "PERFECT COMPUTER"
Robot Owner - Hello Help Desk, my chess robot is frozen.
Help Desk: did you try control-alt-delete?
Owner - Yes and I unplugged it and plugged it back in again
Help Desk: hmmm, what was your chess robot doing at the time it froze?
Owner - playing chess
Help Desk: what version is it?
Owner - how would I know that?
Help Desk: pick it up and turn it upside down. There is a 79 digit number on its left foot. Take the cube root of that number and multiply it by the number you see in its left eye when you peek in using the UV light that came in the packing materiials
Owner - I don't have that light anymore
Help Desk: well then, you are not authorized tp have your chess playing robot play chess
Owner - what can it do then?
Help Desk: Stand completely still while peering down at a chess board holding any piece you choose
Owner - that is what it is doing
Help Desk: thank you for your call then. Please call again. Would you like to take our online survey?
Resistance is futile!... err...sorry...how does this piece move, again?
"How come such a small piece of wood fascinates so many human beings so much?"
or
"So this is the special 'Sicilian Pawn'? It looks no different from the other pawns..."
or
Modified R2D2 finds new hobby!
Why am I doing this?
"this move will not compute for you"
r2, D2?
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I'm going to use these to plug those stupid nipple holes
1. Chess theorists estimate that if "Deep C3PO's" claws were capable of gripping bishops it would have an elo of roughly 3100.
2. Why do I have nipples?
3. Not only is Robot Fischer the greatest American chess playing robot, he has been programmed to make "anti-semetic" statments, go crazy, and fade into obscurity.
Player: You are a clever imitation of life... Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot take a blank canvas and turn it into a masterpiece? Can a robot find the truth on the chessboard and launch highly creative attacks?
Robot: Can you?
the destroy all humans variation huh?
I iz in ur cheezbord makin ur movz
Here is this weeks pic!