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  • #1

    Give it your best shot.  Keep it family friendly.  Here's mine:

         Hans, a Hugh Hefner devotee, contemplates his next  big  move.

  • #2

    Dr. Emmet Brown, known for his time traveling Delorean, began his mad scientist career by studying "fuzzy chessboard" logic.

  • #3


    The acid having kicked in mere minutes before (and the corncob pipe having unwittingly drawn his head downwards unwares) Wolfgang mistook his floor for a chess board, whereupon he found a mate in four in the carpeting.

  • #4

    HEY!  YOU THERE!  WITH THE CAMERA!  GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

  • #5

         Three signs of a 70's Alpha Male:

              a really cool stereo system

              a matching jacket and pipe combo

              the biggest chess set money can buy

  • #6
    In the pre-olive oil days, young popeye spent many an hour sat playing chess....as you can observe from the picture, the spinach that fell from his pipe made even his chess set grow bigger, it was only in his later years that it started to affect his biceps .
  • #7

        "this is the last time I open with d4"

  • #8

    Gee, Mrs. Stewart, I never knew that you could make all this with just some fuzzy dice from the dashboard.

  • #9

    Dr. Timothy Leary, while tripped out on LSD, thinks he is playing checkers.

  • #10

    Playing "Comfortly Numb" backwards, Our Hero hopes to unlock the magic mate move.

  • #11

    God dammit! that's the last time I play Hawking at postal chess.... he's opened a worm hole under my Queen!

  • #12

    he lost his furniture in the previous game.

  • #13
    claypot wrote:

    Guys... you're missing the point...

    Can somebody -- anybody -- for the love of God please explain the lawn chair??


    A lawn chair is the only chair to have whilst smoking a pipe full of grass :-)

  • #14

    He has obviously invested in the items that mean the most to him,

    furniture not high on the list.

  • #15

    Didn't they film porno in the 70's in places like that?

  • #16
    perp124 wrote:

    Didn't they film porno in the 70's in places like that?


     

         I thought that guy looked familiar, why it's the "Big Pawn"

  • #17
    victhestick wrote:
    perp124 wrote:

    Didn't they film porno in the 70's in places like that?


     

         I thought that guy looked familiar, why it's the "Big Pawn"


    didn't he star in the movie, "The Big Piece"?

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