Dr. Emmet Brown, known for his time traveling Delorean, began his mad scientist career by studying "fuzzy chessboard" logic.
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The acid having kicked in mere minutes before (and the corncob pipe having unwittingly drawn his head downwards unwares) Wolfgang mistook his floor for a chess board, whereupon he found a mate in four in the carpeting.

Three signs of a 70's Alpha Male:
a really cool stereo system
a matching jacket and pipe combo
the biggest chess set money can buy


Gee, Mrs. Stewart, I never knew that you could make all this with just some fuzzy dice from the dashboard.

God dammit! that's the last time I play Hawking at postal chess.... he's opened a worm hole under my Queen!

Guys... you're missing the point...
Can somebody -- anybody -- for the love of God please explain the lawn chair??
A lawn chair is the only chair to have whilst smoking a pipe full of grass :-)
Give it your best shot. Keep it family friendly. Here's mine:
Hans, a Hugh Hefner devotee, contemplates his next big move.