Chess hit on line

If you were my opponent in Chess I would mate you in 1 move

But since this is real life, I think we should get to know each other first

Oh, I see. Got a little confused with the title. I understand now.

is this  some kind of pickup game?

I was hoping other people would try to top my cheesy chess pick-up line

Hi baby, My favorite opening as white is the Kings gambit, cause I'm a wild king, I take chances, I'm intuitive, and I'm made of kings material, baby.

As black I go with the modern! My favorite defences include The modern defence, the scandinavian, and Caro-Kann, taking it slow, easing my way into there, real slow and smooth. Yet, I'm somewhat wild..

Ps: Nice shoes, wanna do it?