AfafBouardi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=kRb3u0PtEZE
Chess Joke
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Jan 12, 2012
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AfafBouardi wrote:
Kenneth! Now that looks like a cool game! You have to drink any piece you take?
Yep. But to top it, the winner usually has to drink the pieces left on the board.
...how's that for a handicap in the next round.
AfafBouardi wrote:
Classic, Afaf! One for the women. Love it!
LOL i will love to play with these living chess peices
A large crowd of people were gathered in a hotel lobby, loudly bickering on who of them was the superior chess player. After hours of the crowd's shameless self promotion an old man stands up and furiously announces, "that's it! I'm leaving! I hate chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!"
I am so good I could beat Magnus Carlsen while sleeping!
Of course, I couldnt do it if he was awake.
3D chess is wrong on so many levels.
steal all the queens from a tournament, the draw rates (and dissatisfaction rates) spike, but the tournament can continue, but steal the kings, then we have problems.
2 minds with but a single thought
1was thinking 1 was not
They're now in 2 minds they believe
Each have aces up their sleeve
My opponent in the 1'st round she was very beautiful and i told her so ! 
Then she put me in check ! So i told her she was only kinda Qute !!
Then she put me in double check ! So i told her that only i am Qute !!
Then she said checkmate ! 
She took one look at my mug and had the nerve the audacity to put her SHADES-ON 
!! LOL
Hot Diggity Dawgs !!
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT !!
Looks like a rat was retrieved from the drain
He fought for his life with might and mane
But in the end he was no fair game
For the man with no name
I dont think we should see each other any more.