Chess Pick-up Lines

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Avatar of DmitriNet

Ann,  let me show how domination occurs in this position.

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DmitriNet wrote:

Ann,  let me show how domination occurs in this position.


Avatar of duytam94

Be my queen and mate with me with your knight moves.

Avatar of Lopsidation

"They should call you Korchnoi vs. Spassky, because you're my Candidate Match."

Avatar of Shivsky

I fancy ur caro kann ... ?

Avatar of dannyhume

I said if 

you're thinking of being my baby, 

it doesn't matter if your black or white

Avatar of Pat_Zerr

"I'd love to see your opening"  Tongue out

 

Giggity.

Avatar of d4e4

I would go with something old fashioned and nice: "Do you play chess often?"

(Hey...I'm still happily married...45 years now. So, maybe I'd try that gambit. Worked for me...except it was on a dance floor: "Do you come here often?")

Avatar of goldendog

My that's a beautiful set.

Avatar of Here_Is_Plenty

Lets make it a knight to remember....do you have tassles on your castles....Baby I want to fork you so bad....

Avatar of Shivsky

Stop restricting my bad bishop and maintaining all this tension ...

Avatar of brianb42

I'll be your white knight if you'll be my queen.

Avatar of d4e4

One of my all time favorite movies is "Groundhog's Day". You don't want to be like Bill Murray in the opening or middle game. He finally got it right in the end game, though!

Avatar of Knightmage

Hey babe, Can I promote my little pawn on your back rank.

Avatar of Azukikuru

"Better get to it while I still have sufficient mating material..."

Avatar of Pat_Zerr

"Why don't we get into a favorable position?"

Avatar of gbidari

"I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue."

Avatar of dannyhume
gbidari wrote:

"I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue."


winner

Avatar of RealSelf

Never mind chess, fancy a snog?

Avatar of gbidari
El_Senior wrote:

"[INOFFENSIVE COMMENT CENSORED BY MODERATOR]" I like this line.

"Inconsistent justice is not justice." And I love this line.


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