Chess Pick-up Lines

The alternative is that they consistently kill all jokes or fun of any kind... it's like the joke "I don't discriminate- I hate everyone equally." Equality isn't always a good thing.

The Dzindzichashvili one is just awesome. (Problem is, you'd have to say it with your mouth which is a whole 'nother feat!)

Ivandh "The Dzindzichashvili one is just awesome. (Problem is, you'd have to say it with your mouth which is a whole 'nother feat!)"

Glad you like the line. And I can tell you from experience, the line works! Give it a try!

Wait a second! This little nugget deserves high praise.

I rather like the one about removing tension and freeing the bad bishop.

Much appreciated.

"Stop restricting my bad bishop and maintaining all this tension ..." -Shivsky

I overlooked that one too. Good stuff Shivsky!

You know what they say... chess players mate better.

"Yours is my favorite opening"

Gosh why did this take 3 pages and 2 years edit: 3 years

You could even take it a little farther, saying (with a perfect romantic Italian pronunciation) "I rather like the quiet subtleties of the Giuoco Piano, but yours..."

"I'm into wild edgy gambits, but yours..."

etc. etc.

hi im a nerd

Picking up women is similar to game of chess in that you have to outwit your opponant - the woman you are trying to get off this. And the are three stages tp pick up, opening, middle and closing-end game! That explained by Mystery in his book "The Mystery Method  - How to get beautiful women into bed".

"May I push your stool in?"

lol

Thank you very much, I'll be here til Sunday

welcome! how bout monday?

Monday I gotta go back

 I know, right?

 Hm, 24 minutes later comes another reply...good thing I'm here til Sunday