The alternative is that they consistently kill all jokes or fun of any kind... it's like the joke "I don't discriminate- I hate everyone equally." Equality isn't always a good thing.
The Dzindzichashvili one is just awesome. (Problem is, you'd have to say it with your mouth which is a whole 'nother feat!)
Ivandh "The Dzindzichashvili one is just awesome. (Problem is, you'd have to say it with your mouth which is a whole 'nother feat!)"
Glad you like the line. And I can tell you from experience, the line works! Give it a try!
Now that's one flexible opening!
Wait a second! This little nugget deserves high praise.
I rather like the one about removing tension and freeing the bad bishop.
I rather like the one about removing tension and freeing the bad bishop.
Much appreciated.
"Stop restricting my bad bishop and maintaining all this tension ..." -Shivsky
I overlooked that one too. Good stuff Shivsky!
"Yours is my favorite opening"
Gosh why did this take 3 pages and 2 years edit: 3 years
You could even take it a little farther, saying (with a perfect romantic Italian pronunciation) "I rather like the quiet subtleties of the Giuoco Piano, but yours..."
"I'm into wild edgy gambits, but yours..."
etc. etc.
Picking up women is similar to game of chess in that you have to outwit your opponant - the woman you are trying to get off this. And the are three stages tp pick up, opening, middle and closing-end game! That explained by Mystery in his book "The Mystery Method - How to get beautiful women into bed".
"May I push your stool in?"
lol
Thank you very much, I'll be here til Sunday 
welcome! how bout monday?
Monday I gotta go back 
I know, right?
"[INOFFENSIVE COMMENT CENSORED BY MODERATOR]" I like this line.
"Inconsistent justice is not justice." And I love this line.