I am that I am's little helper 
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That wasn't a typo, btw., It actually makes sense if you know the reference. Just clarifying. Don't want people to think I'm some bimbo.
("Oops, too late," thinks the crowd)
but why are u gone on mpnday?
Because mpnday hasn't been invented, yet!
Then shall you lead the way, and maybe others will follow. (But probably not)
true.
Well, gentlemen, then let's address them one by one. Who wants to go first?
me!
You have the floor.
yay!
what is that>?
This is getting us nowhere.
Ok...NOW!!!!
lol
Before we get started, have we even established a topic, yet?
"Want me to put my rook on your open file?"
Do you prefer chess or sex?
It depends on the position
who are you?//