Chess proverbs, idioms and wise saying!!!

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3 phases of the chess game:

1. I know I'm going to win

2. I think I am winning

3. I realize I am lost

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If you are playing a woman for the first time that you want to jump in the sack with, don't pump your fist if you beat her.

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"What is Sauce for goose is sauce for gander"

Knight for attack on king and queen... 

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HessianWarrior wrote:

If you are playing a woman for the first time that you want to jump in the sack with, don't pump your fist if you beat her.

Topic is wise sayings...

not a 10 year olds stupid saying

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Ever seen a sexist pig?

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mdinnerspace wrote:

HessianWarrior wrote:

If you are playing a woman for the first time that you want to jump in the sack with, don't pump your fist if you beat her.

Topic is wise sayings...

not a 10 year olds stupid saying

It was meant to piss you off. It worked.

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a rim job makes a knight dim, or something like that ...

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knights before bshops, never bend down before those guys ...

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it's all beginning to make sense to me now ...

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HessianWarrior wrote:

mdinnerspace wrote:

HessianWarrior wrote:

If you are playing a woman for the first time that you want to jump in the sack with, don't pump your fist if you beat her.

Topic is wise sayings...

not a 10 year olds stupid saying

It was meant to piss you off. It worked.

Hardly

He can't help himself.

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Think I give a DUECE?

Well maybe, let him show his mug down on Main street, at the bottom of the hill there, in NLV.

Honestly, I do not know why this members account is not deleted by staff. He spreads these sexist remarks about the forums, then says the intention was to piss someone off. As if that justifies sexual insults.

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"Dayut – beri.  Byut – begi." (If they're giving something, take it.  If they're beating you, run." - Russian proverb

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Good one KholmovDM...  👏 

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"There are two types of sacrifices - correct ones, and mine." - Mikhail Tal

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Pawn saves the King

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Napoleon :

 

The battlefield (chessboard) is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.

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