Chess Puns?

Today I give chess a 'Go'. Oh oops, that was a Monopoly joke. I can't think of a better joke because it is late at 'knight'.

I made an account just to post this joke.

revival?

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revive

!!

YES!!!

C'mon, revival

Where are the puns?

I'm staying in opulence tonight - I've got the Kieseritzky.

Local chess Knight in high school. I'm rooking for an opponent.

I can mate your mate!

Come on revival!!!!!

The pyscho used a pillow  to smother his mate

I had mistakenly thought I had sat on a tack only to discover it was absolutely a pin

I pinned my mate to his bed at knight

I recently discovered that Im 1/8th pawnee

when an Aussie  costomer was asked why he returned a loaf of day old bread he replied,"because its stale,mate!"

The car accident victim,s injuries were not  severe,he had only bent his larsen.