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When you start to lose your dress
I know you been taking meth
Cuz' your game ain't how it should be.
We've been playing for years
got rooks in our ears
but you still lose to a candy ass noobie.
I know it hurts brah
but don't take it like the law
you know you would have beat him if you didn't stop to jaw.
Come on mate, I know you can beat this
noobies come and go like Lionel Regus
but if you want to hang with these boys from da hood
you gotta learn to suck it up and keep moving that wood.
What HUP WHRIST?
Many-a my opponent's been known to complain that
Playing me sucks, cause I have an insane grasp
I beat polished masters and deranged hacks
May not be transgender, but still exchange sac
Endgames against me result in ruined pride
You need a hot line for that positional suicide
Before a move is made, you see, I'm actually better
Cause being paired against me is a tactical error
Beware the ware opening,
a4 e4 and the game just got going
e5 ba3 idiot, see you're losing
ilikewindmills wrote:
chess
is a mess
we need less
of the mess
that is chess
Thank you.
is a mess
we need less
of the mess
that is chess
Thank you.
And god bless.
Your position is woeful while my army is so full
But I got you consolation ganja, let's hit bout a bowlful
macer75 wrote:
ilikewindmills wrote:
chess
is a mess
we need less
of the mess
that is chess
Thank you.
is a mess
we need less
of the mess
that is chess
Thank you.
And god bless.
your little nest
ilikewindmills wrote:
macer is a pest.
Give it a rest.
Mar 4, 2017
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#253
A hallow pawn he sticks, with Caro Kann to c6
my Knight sees it, an opportunity to seize it, he jumps and wrecks it
Your display of strategic foresight is akin to Brexit
That is to say, your infrastructure's a cesspit
and your monarch's a relic - antiquated and decrepit
I took your rook, muzzled it, but kept its handsfree so you could still text it
you better hope it reads words better than you read positions, in other words, dyslexic
(text reads) : "XOXO sorry i was so carless babe i miss u and cant wait to see u - its true its true we shoulda never left the EU and I shoulda never played Rg2. miss u boo! XOXO"
Mar 4, 2017
0
#255
macer75 wrote:
dougroberts0621 wrote:
How post a game?
You've been here more than seven years, and you've been fairly active on the forums ... and you decide to ask a question like that in a thread titled "chess rap"?
hahahaha!
lol
Mar 5, 2017
0
#257
My chess rap analysis
Unsheaths knight excalibahs
To smoke out kings
Who hide in flimsy pawn palaces
Mar 5, 2017
0
#258
ilikewindmills
you like turbines
now if you please,
go die in a... turbines!
you like turbines
now if you please,
go die in a... turbines!
This rap sucks
