chess rap

  • #241

    Check my endgames, rook, my technique's textbook

    My play stays thunderous, like Russell Westbrook

    Your play stays blunderous, like clunky guesswork.

    I collect purse at tourneys - you've a junkies' net worth.

    I trap horses like Derby, strap you to a metaphorical gurney for your inexplicably disastrous journey. Gaffimous.

    Gaffe-filled play, with no backbone, I'm giraffe-ish, homes. Your pieces play in a lil doggie park, mine Jurassic, I set a fantastic tone.

    I beast on noobs like wesley, so shut the hell up, and don't bother tellin' me about a variation I didn't play - I was prolonging the agony of that dumb, persistent fella smell me?

    That's the gas, for my stomach rumblings release from a certain one of my body's sphinctors - permeating the hall with stink, sir.



  • #242

    How post a game?

  • #243
    dougroberts0621 wrote:

    How post a game?

    You've been here more than seven years, and you've been fairly active on the forums ... and you decide to ask a question like that in a thread titled "chess rap"?

  • #244

    No offense intended. I just think it's a bit odd.

  • #245
  • #246

    When you start to lose your dress
    I know you been taking meth
    Cuz' your game ain't how it should be.
    We've been playing for years
    got rooks in our ears
    but you still lose to a candy ass noobie.
    I know it hurts brah
    but don't take it like the law
    you know you would have beat him if you didn't stop to jaw.
    Come on mate, I know you can beat this
    noobies come and go like Lionel Regus
    but if you want to hang with these boys from da hood
    you gotta learn to suck it up and keep moving that wood. 

  • #247

    What HUP WHRIST?

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