chess rap

I like my knight vs. bishop rap I posted on my blog too, but this is pretty good for a "Frankenstein rap" (raps consisting of crowdsourced lyricists).

Madhacker is KING of the bars!

Ok I'm not very good at this, but I love this thread and all the previous rhymes, so let's keep this going.

[lil wayne]

bwwwooiiii I was grewing up in the sewers

Taking big booty queens from behind.....skewers

Hustling for points , call me young elo

got plenty of bullets, yall suckers playing real slow

Snitches think they better, but they really far off

I'm winning err'y game, call me young Kasparov

I'm smacking err'body, easy, hands down

beating al you b******   ...Chris Brown

[/lil wayne]

[drake] (singing)

Oooeehoehoe

People call you bad, but I don't know what they meeeeaaan

You're trapped in the corner, but you're still my queeeeen

those haters think that you can't move in the openiiiiing

But You are my bad queen, let me be your open kiiiiiiing

[/drake]

lol love it. I can just imagine the two of them rapping/ singing the song

Madhacker was pretty good, but Assault's verse was dope!

I agree

macer75 verse was dope too

I challenge Assault to a rap battle

Assault, you're a piece down and you're at fault, i'll take your pawn en passant, and when you resign I'll throw you in the gas vault!

I’m in the middle game

So I can see your pain

You know what i mean

I’ll sacrifice my queen

To get the best position

In a suicidal mission

No turning back

I play with black

Your king are under attacked

In the darkest  night

With my strongest knight

Turn off the lights

Like Michael Knight

I play games like Jesse James

My daddy beats Spassky

I win like Kamsky,

Like Kramnik,

my speed is like a lightning

in a bullet game of a minute

or in 4 hours of fighting.

You can play Sicilian

You can play the indian

But you know I am a soldier,

You know I’m not civilian

Like Garry Kasparov

My ambush you will swallow

Like Bobby Fischer

I ‘ll be your teacher

My ELO is growing up

Like Magnus Carlsen

It seems that has no limit

I beat Houdini

I wanna take a swing,

But first protect my king.

I wanna throw down now,

But that knight is growlin' bow wow

The ame is almost over,

About to bowl you over,

But hold fast,

Cause it won't last

The clock is tickin' fast

love this thread...but unfortunately I ain't poetic in nature...

Ya’ll will probably laugh at mine…But I’m the mastermind*

Ya’ll have played it half the time and haven’t made the sacrifice*

I’m playing all this chess and make a mess of opposition*

And the skill that I possess’ll be the best of what was written*

Im a mixture….of Kramnik and Fischer in a blender* 

Got the strategy and openings and tricks  till Armageddon.

^^ 6-syllable rhymes, very impressive!

twenty one ahead like Carlsen ain't shit

launch my pawn like it's a bomb: and then it's checkmate, bitch

it's a touch-move game, I don't care if you twitched

when I'm done your pawn structure'll need more than a stitch

like the fresh-ass prince, my game flows without a Hitch

you're still a Padapawn, just call me Master Sith

it's c5 time, well let me load up my Smith

and launch a Weston-Morra Gambit sorta thing at you: switch!

they call me Aron Nimzoglitch, 'cause you say it's always lag

but your little bar's green, so stop trying to get back

a little dignity, mate in 8 and now you're in the bag

it's okay, need a receipt? lemme show you the price tag

you think you can be glad, 'cause I just drew Black

first move ain't shit, though; didn't your mama tell you that?

I'll play, though I know that you will claim that you were hacked

you're about to watch a monster of the game, so sit back

and revel, but don't tell, 'cause it's a secret that I keep

locked away inside my mind, it's what makes you bitches weep

a little blunder here, sure, given me a pawn for free

it's all I need, you can hike, but the slope is TOO STEEP

and before it starts to creep, eat at you when you're asleep

I'm like Hercules, see? it doesn't help that you are weak;

if you don't believe me then look at the company I keep

Kasparov and Radjabov: yeah, I'm with the elite.

I had too much fun with this. Great thread. ;)

Bravo Brendon and ItsEoin!!!

Absolute killer bars!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwPbDQPaah4

For anyone who hasn't heard it. I loved this when I first heard it. 

Heh. Cheers ;)

Yo, bitches

This is gonna hurt so yo better get some stitches

Like in Garry-Anatoly

I'm gonna demolish you slowly

You better take care with my octopus knight,

Cuz it's ready to kill yo king day and night

You better listen, you don't stand a chance against me

Mah queen-rook battery is gonna ruin your whole army

under-promotion is the perpetual motion

inspiring and enticing more and more to devotion

make a move, take a hit, shit, bitch, now you're hooked

that chess bug just smacked you in the face with the book

I been here and been there, but no time to chill, you see

working my way up, title challenge, hear that MC?

they call me the Taj, because I'm not quite Mike

and thank god for that! at least I know when it's right

and I'm not afraid of a fight, and my playing is golden

two sacrificial pillars, call 'em beat'em and sold'em

I like my speed too, not dope but the dope time

5 minutes? half it and then maybe it's go time

forget Lord of the Rings, JR's Lord of the King

your game is holey enough to make a deaf mute sing.

again, too much fun. figured I might as well explain the references in this one, though.

MC = Magnus Carlsen

they call me the Taj, because I'm not quite Mike: Mikahil Tal (Taj, Tal: not quite! one letter difference). Also Taj Mahal, comes in later.

at least I know when it's right: I don't sacrifice when it's bad, like Tal has done.

and I'm not afraid of a fight, and my playing is golden: I'm fearless like Tal, and golden like the Taj Mahal.

two sacrificial pillars, call 'em beat'em and sold'em: two pillars like the Taj Mahal are the two types of sacrifices I make: one to smash the other guy, and one to trick him.

I like my speed too, not dope but the dope time: still with the Tal / Taj Mahal play. Tal was said to use amphetamines, but here I say not the drug but the dope time, like best time control.

forget Lord of the Rings, JR's Lord of the King: JR Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings, but JR in this case means Jose Raul Capablanca.

your game is holey enough to make a deaf mute sing: your game has so many holes in it that it makes a deaf mute want to sing (holes like Holy, like a praise song).

that chess bug just smacked you in the face with the book: you just became addicted to chess, the book being in this case the Opening Book.