chess rap

this is not chesskid.com, either. There have occasionally been swear words etc. in here. It's like tumblr, which is meant to be 18+ (it's not) but does that mean you should censor everything?

ill create it now and invite you all in.

thanks! cool.

madhacker, Assault, the OP and everyone too. don't forget the founders.

no. but your idea is good. put it in a group. you both had fun being creative , you can freely go at it in there

are you going to do it or am I? I thought you said you'd make the group up there^. Just wondering. :)

i was waiting on you babes... what do you want to call it?

you seem to know everyone that would be good in there so maybe you should do it.... dont forget to invite electric pawn....lolol

Yeah, I will. Do you want in? I couldn't tell if you were actually into it or taking the piss earlier, haha.

hahahahaha... sure send me an invite.

LIsland will now be represented. I like it. Invite coming your way, Mark. ;) 

I think it's reasonable to expect a certain level of poetic license when we're writing poetry, and rap is just a form of poetry in the final analysis. Looks like the mods agree as well, since the thread is still going. Besides, there hasn't been anything really bad, just some mild swearwords and the odd comic sex/violence reference.

BTW Eoin thanks for the invite, I haven't really bothered joining groups before, but this could be fun.

That's what I thought too, but containing it in a private forum couldn't be a bad thing either. I think it makes sense. It's not like it's such a big loss, either. 

thnx for the invite Eoin but im not really a rap fan good luck and good chess to all in your group

@LongIslandMark: you should see it in the right side of your screen, below CC moves to be made and messages. Click it, and it'll take you to the group home. From there, you can find (on the right sidebar) the forums, vote chess, team matches screens etc.

time for another bump it seems, or is this in some group now? If so, can I get an invite?

I pull my knife against GM's, so they have to run.

Chess barbarian, I beat houdini with a watergun.

The crispy food eating, heavy mouth breathing, satan-worshipping heathen. Leaving beginners and small kids brutally beaten.

Strong body odour, you're trying hard not to vomit.

Yeah that pawn is poisoned, I put some strychnine on it.

A guy like me, you just don't know what's gonna happen man.

leave your board for one second, I put the pieces in a pentagram.

Your face in a frown and your clock ticking down wasting time on your sinking assault team.

I'm not playing tight, saccing pawns left and right while I'm constantly singing the Jawws-theme

you're crying in the corner cuz you lost that game online

I'm laughing while I beat another blind man, on time.

can you guys invite me to the chess rap group too? i wana contribute some chess raps as well

My favourite thread is dying :(

If you're looking for the group, it's called Rap Creation / Appreciation

Come on over, we could use more chess OG's

making my opponent take a wary pause

my moves rival that of Mamedaryov

your damaged pawn home; my rook sits atop it

readying the capture; it's doubtful you can stop it

1 if by land! 2 if by boat!

What a devilish time to underpromote!

6 knights v King, classic endgame

you shan't have faith in your stalemate aim

perhaps if you'd not blundered your Queen on e3

are you blind? you should've resigned and signed the treaty

players who meet me, greet me like to seat me

play me, try and slay me, then analyze; critique me

but seldom do they beat me, Panaka bows to no one

if i'm white it's 1-0, if i'm black, 0-1

Check it, I give rybka and fritz fits, manuevring quick hits

I'm probing the defense, and exposing the weakness

Then finish with sick, highly tactical swiftness

Unloading the pieces through those copious breeches

Locating, waiting and navigating the creases

Is what you'll need to deem your position decent

you shouldn't double pawns unless there is a reason

My King finds their taste quite pleasin and appeasin

My Queen eats rooks on the reg, with a side of eggs

to victory I float, sure to at least demote your pride a peg

eying down the meadow with dastardly fianchetto

"March onward" I oft-bellow, I'm known as an odd fellow

Amongst chess nobles, been banned from many tournaments

For turning it into a fracas, throwing my own excrement

Selling forged Vladimir Kramnik signatures on baseballs outside

and Boris Gelfand bobbleheads at a discount price

Vending ill-prepared breads that complaints claim is "too starchy"

and telling people I trained Ian Nepomniachtchi

Well now I have to go to work, today; I wish I had it off

But I have to give a lesson to Teimour Radjabov