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very good ones angelo... for starters knights are too weak was an especially thoughtfull one.
and the dead knights in the agincourt gambit are just awesome
shouldn't a3 be a dark square
Thanks guys some off these are great! And for the guys who want to criticize other ppls jokes but don't have jokes of your own, maybe you should go to another thread. Our better yet stay yours own. Your could call it" i have no sense of humor" or "i hate this chess joke because". I start this thread because i wanted to see other ppls jokes, not beside i thought i had the best ones.
r_forrest00 wrote:
shouldn't a3 be a dark square
yes
btw great thread hellbreaker
Lol
varelse1 wrote:
BorgQueen wrote:
That has nothing to do with chess. You could substitute "chess master" for "weasel hearder" and get the same result.
And the first one is just another stupid Chuck Norris joke.
Fail.
Chuck Norris Jokes don't know how to fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horrible joke to be told at Christmas time:
A chess tourname was being held in a hotel. Afterwards several of the players were gathered at the entrance to the hotel enjoying a cool breeze through the open doors. All were discussing wins and how a particular fork or gambit turned the game in their favor. They continually got louder and louder until finally the hotel manager came out yelling at them all to LEAVE, GET OUT!. Upon returning to the desk an employee asked the manager why he treated the players so rudely. The manager replied, "If there is anything I can't stand it is chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
ks68cowboy wrote:
Horrible joke to be told at Christmas time:
A chess tourname was being held in a hotel. Afterwards several of the players were gathered at the entrance to the hotel enjoying a cool breeze through the open doors. All were discussing wins and how a particular fork or gambit turned the game in their favor. They continually got louder and louder until finally the hotel manager came out yelling at them all to LEAVE, GET OUT!. Upon returning to the desk an employee asked the manager why he treated the players so rudely. The manager replied, "If there is anything I can't stand it is chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
you know it might be my insufficient english skills, but i heard that joke now 10 times and i still dont get it.
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It's a pun on the Christmas song "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire".
oh ok now it makes sense.
Mar 19, 2013
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ks68cowboy wrote:
Horrible joke to be told at Christmas time:
A chess tourname was being held in a hotel. Afterwards several of the players were gathered at the entrance to the hotel enjoying a cool breeze through the open doors. All were discussing wins and how a particular fork or gambit turned the game in their favor. They continually got louder and louder until finally the hotel manager came out yelling at them all to LEAVE, GET OUT!. Upon returning to the desk an employee asked the manager why he treated the players so rudely. The manager replied, "If there is anything I can't stand it is chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Okay..... All I looked at were the words "Chess Joke" and "Christmas time" and I already guess what the punch line would be!
I like this one: 
First thing I saw when I googled chess jokes. 
