SquareDealer wrote:
Daefaroth- Best joke so far.
I am surprised it took 68 posts to unleash that well worn chuckle.
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Daefaroth wrote:
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him! "What's it like, where you are now," he asked. "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news." "Tell me the good news first." "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them." "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?" "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
That will be a very Good News Playing capablanca on Saturday! 
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Aletool wrote:
That will be a very Good News Playing capablanca on Saturday!
Very true. Everyone is dying to play a match with him. :P
Mar 21, 2013
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A chess grandmaster was sleeping in bed one night, when the ghost of his recently departed freind, also a grandmaster, appreared to him. This ghiosrt began telling him of the afterlife, how there were giant chess tournaments, filled with all the greatest players of the past.
Then his ghostly friend said, "I do have one piece of bad news though. You have white against Capablanca on Monday!"
Three chess players are sitting in a restaurant, once in a while ordering something small like a biscuit or an espresso. They sit there for hours and hours, in silence and, what it seems, solemn anticipation. Finally the waiter approaches them and tells them to leave, because those creeps are keeping the customers away, he reasons with himself.
Suddenly the door to the restroom opens and out comes the fourth guy who says to the others. "You know, you guys, I've overthought my situation and hereby cordially resign".
They've been playing blindfold chess.
why did the pawn cross the board?to promote!
varelse1 wrote:
A chess grandmaster was sleeping in bed one night, when the ghost of his recently departed freind, also a grandmaster, appreared to him. This ghiosrt began telling him of the afterlife, how there were giant chess tournaments, filled with all the greatest players of the past.
Then his ghostly friend said, "I do have one piece of bad news though. You have white against Capablanca on Monday!"
Why tell the same joke that got posted about 4 posts earlier?
Yes..We do have allot of repeat jokes here. Let's try to keep it fresh guys! Thanks!
Lol that is sounds just like Fischer
TetsuoShima wrote:
fischer was once asked if taimanov was a great player and Fischer answered: i think hes a great piano player.
two friends are playing chess, while the third one was just watching, sort of noisy spectator. At a stage of the game, he was whispering to the guy handling white; eat the horse. the guy replied; no. he asked again, why not? the guy picked up the horse and began chewing it, this is too tough for my teeth, see! he he he he he
Hellbreaker wrote:
Yes..We do have allot of repeat jokes here. Let's try to keep it fresh guys! Thanks!
Yeah, I was beginning to snooze.
Giuly7 wrote:
why did the pawn cross the board?to promote!
Your joke is bad. And you should feel bad
Mar 21, 2013
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astronomer999 wrote:
varelse1 wrote:
A chess grandmaster was sleeping in bed one night, when the ghost of his recently departed freind, also a grandmaster, appreared to him. This ghiosrt began telling him of the afterlife, how there were giant chess tournaments, filled with all the greatest players of the past.
Then his ghostly friend said, "I do have one piece of bad news though. You have white against Capablanca on Monday!"
Why tell the same joke that got posted about 4 posts earlier?
Because I didn't see it there?
varelse1 wrote:
astronomer999 wrote:
varelse1 wrote:
A chess grandmaster was sleeping in bed one night, when the ghost of his recently departed freind, also a grandmaster, appreared to him. This ghiosrt began telling him of the afterlife, how there were giant chess tournaments, filled with all the greatest players of the past.
Then his ghostly friend said, "I do have one piece of bad news though. You have white against Capablanca on Monday!"
Why tell the same joke that got posted about 4 posts earlier?
Because I didn't see it there?
So someone else posted at least once, you posted, and I quoted your post when I posted.
That has to be a draw by threefold repetition
stevenlin wrote:
two friends are playing chess, while the third one was just watching, sort of noisy spectator. At a stage of the game, he was whispering to the guy handling white; eat the horse. the guy replied; no. he asked again, why not? the guy picked up the horse and began chewing it, this is too tough for my teeth, see! he he he he he
lol
Daefaroth- Best joke so far.