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There once was a white king named groggy 

He had a knight near his bishop he called...doggy?

His wife (queen) called soggy

Then there was a bishop called Zoggy

Who likes to nibble the rook boggy

*why does this rhyme

Boggy said to Doggy "I need advice. There's this guy, and he keeps nibbling me"

And then Zoggy said “nibble him back”

And then Boggy said "wait, so you want me to nibble you back? You're into some weird stuff bro. I guess that's why you're still a bishop instead of getting promoted to rook".

Zoggy:🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Boggy:

"No nibble. Here's a cookie. You may nibble that. But make sure you say it's tasty, delicious and tangy. Soggy baked it and she gets REALLY mad when people criticise her baking (it's not tasty, delicious and tangy)".

Zoggy throws cookie to mars

It bounces off of mars and lands on jupiter