CREATE THE BEST/WORST CHESS PIECES

The GoatMaster or GM, A piece that moves like a queen but the only squares it can move in is where another enemy piece is or the edge of the board. Upon contact, depending on the piece, it will either get captured or just be moved back 1 square.

The Russian: Play one move with the piece and it will take your opponents soul, make the opponent cry, make the opponent quit chess, make the opponent run as far away as he can and then you win on time.

Donald Trump: Shouts fake news while keeping in power. If it gets attacked the other price dies. If it is attacked twice it dies. It can move 3 squares in any direction. It is worth 7 points

Minecraft creeper (creeper for short): Explodes on move twelve, destroying itself and all pieces around it, including your own.
The Teacher: Promotes one piece to queen per turn, at the cost of the next turn. Interesting.