create the most stupid chess pieces!

Hungry Hungry Hippo. Captures one square forward. Cannot move without capturing.

The fly. Can move like a king. Doesn't take up space on the board. It cannot capture or be captured. When it moves onto the same space as another piece, that piece will be mildly inconvenienced on their next move and push the fly away in a random direction.
It also makes a really quiet, really irritating sound. *bzzzzzzzzzz*

The Albert Einstein, it does nothing but knows math formula and science.

Yes, it does capture.

The Engine.

Each player starts with two Engines, beginning on a3, h3, a6, and h6.

It moves as a queen, but only up to two squares out.

When an engine is captured, the player gets to ask Stockfish for the Best Move on the next turn.

This will create some interesting strategies. Do you capture the opponent's Engines, or leave them on the board? Capturing them gives the opponent engine moves, but not capturing them will lead to nerfed Queens being left on the board.

the poop: explodes your king if not feed a piece every move lol

Wererepost. It a piece tho but he when he gets capture that piece turn into a wolf and capture every piece in the chess

Power cold. Is a piece but powerful. When 1000000000000000000000 Queen attack that piece it blew breath cold every queen and attacked by used his colllllllllldddddddd power

The spinner : No matter if its your turn or not it always teleports somewhere within an Radius of 5 squares and if its near a piece it gets eliminated no matter if its your turn or not

The Rock

It does absolutely nothing other than just sit on any random square it wants to be on.

The immortal snail it moves to the king and destroy every piece in its way. You can use your turn to turn the snail to the other King

The Chichen Jockey-Capable of flying from a1 to h8 in a total of 69 miliseconds

The fat pawn. It cannot move or capture.

The stupid queen, sometimes moves like her, sometimes like a pawn and sometimes like a horse

Acid: literally just lays somewhere random on the chessboard doing nothing. It can only capture like a king, but it cant move and cant be captured.

Mini Knight

The crazy camel. Moves 7 squares forward and one square to either side.