create the most stupid chess pieces!

(Shout OBJECTION!)

Also the anti queen, hovers above the board, and only capture when pounce down, must land on top of a piece and not empty square. Starts above the queen, worth 7

El brillienca: moves like a pawn, every move you make with it counts as brilliant

mimic-er. makes it look like another piece. but doesn't do anything but that.

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The low-polygon rook. Acts like a rook, but can only capture pieces from this forum thread in a range, and can't capture anything else.

The dead horse. Moves like a knight, but so slow that for every move the opponent gets two moves.

the photographer: can teleport only next to opposing piece, can't capture

The elevator. Moves like a rook but in the 3rd dimension top or bottom, on a normal board it dosent look like it moved

The Beta Queen, move like a queen, if it reach rank 8, demote into 9 pawns and put back to inventory, can put the pawns to anywhere except rank 1 or 8 like crazyhouse, once the pawns move to rank 1/8 it will promote like normal pawns. Invincible, but cant be captured or capture pieces.

the chopper, when moves, it turns into a queen and can only be moved in the endgame

the army, it can move like rook but it can use gun to shoot pieces.

Pawn that go diagonally without taking a piece

Fatman, A pawn that becomes so fat when it eats any other pawn it can't move

The Historian: It can claim the square they are on being promised to them 3000 years ago, once claimed, if any of the opponents pieces land on that square, it gets captured, unless their whole value of pieces is greater than yours. This claim can only be done once per game.

Its value is 3 and moves like a king

No offense but some of these are literally the stupidest stuff I’ve seen online

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