create the most stupid chess pieces!

'Path blocker'

Random piece in the middle of the board for absolutely no reason

The sorcerer

Can move wherever it wants

can’t be captured

can switch places with whoever he wants

King as well

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Brain Damaged Pawn: This unfortunate pawn was shellshocked by a sniper bishop bullet during the 1800's. It sure had a toll on him. It can move 1 square diagonally in any direction, but can't take and you can't even move it on the first turn. There is also a very minimal chance that during the midst of battle, its brain will snap back to reality and realize it should be dead. Due to this, it will literally just have a seizure and permanently be taken out of the game. The end.

Wrench: Bonk

Turtle:every time it moves, a path blocking shell is thrown,also moves at a 4x4 square

Chancellor: capture any piece will make the captured piece become a pawn of the chancellor's side

It moves as king

A board. It can only capture one piece and if it's moved on a even or a prime number turn you lose. Also It moves like queen. And if you make a !! move with it will remove the nearest piece of the opponent team. (It will remove the piece closest to the opponents king useless that would be stalemate.) Also If captured you lose either a queen, rook or a knight.

a piece that can move in any direction with unlimited range would be really stupid

The Y: Moves diagonally forward or vertically backward. When captured, the Y says “why?”

The. It moves like the

THEN HOW DOES "THE" MOVE

it moves like

it captures like

btw @Ahndrehes already made this i think

tell me how moves already!!!!!!

if you dont imma leave

Rah: Moves like a rook, but after the move the Rah makes it makes the Skeleton Banging Shield Sound

Green: It makes u lose instantly.

The Alien: Every move becomes a brilliant