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Thanks for the funny analysis and i cant even believe that george bernard shaw played chess the guy himself said "Chess is a game made to make people think they are doing something very clever,when all they are doing is wasting their time".

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Guesses to the question:

Alexander the Great? 

if not, then would it be

Albert Einstein? 

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Rating is meant to determine a player playing strength, not something to brag about so much, not something to think that determines your IQ. A inactive kid can be a IM at chess, but has a low rating, or a old man can have bad tournaments, ratings are never completely accurate and this is OTB btw. Now we get to online chess, full of sandbaggers, cheaters, engines, double accounts, and then many other factors that prevent a accurate reading of any player's Playing Strength, so according to me, your all GMs, ok give me a min to analyze the next game.

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NoRatingHere wrote: ok give me a min to analyze the next game.

88 minutes ago...

Not criticising, just pointing it out.

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MeTristan wrote:
NoRatingHere wrote: ok give me a min to analyze the next game.

88 minutes ago...

Not criticising, just pointing it out.

By minute I mean with in the day.

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Why not 4.d4!?  giving black three options to take the pawn, only one of which is correct (4...exd4) 4...Nxe4 is tempting but is met with 5.dxe5 and Lasker won convincingly from there as white.  You could also try 4.Ng5 but Tarrasch once said that white is a fool for playing it and black a fool for allowing it.  The Fried Liver is analyzed to death and one bad move, and there is a lot of scope for either side to blunder, gives the opponent a free point.

  If black is playing 3...Nf6 you could bet they're expecting it and prepare accordingly. 

4.Nc3 just seems lame.  Black also has 4...Nxe4 (he equalizes whenever he wins the e4 pawn usually, though there are exceptions read my above on 4.d4,Nxe4?) 5.Nxe4,d5 6.Bd3,dxe4 7.Bxe4 and both sides are in the game at an (already) equal yet imbalanced position. 

Why not 6.Nxd4,exd4 7.Ne2,c5? (question mark indicates question not a bad move in this context) provoking weaknesses to work with?  8.c3 creates tension with the head of his chain and 8...dxc3 9.bxc3 prepares to strike at the c5 pawn with a good center. 

....Bg4 is actually quite a good move, it isn't really exposed unless you can exploit it for tempi.  Which is why the queen is exposed with 1.e4,c5 2.Qh5?,Nf6 3.Qxc5,Nxe4 but not with 1.e4,c5 2.Nf3,Nc6 3.d4,cxd4 4.Nxd4,Nxd4? 5.Qxd4

It is good because it neutralizes the Nf3 and prepares to break your kingside structure.  Exploits the pin against the queen prevents Nxd4.

The doubled pawns aren't actually bad for you here because black can't really exploit it.  White has enough time to consolidate and maybe even make the pawns useful (e.g., strike at e5 once, exchange, and strike at it again) and use the g-file for a rook to strengthen this weak line.

At move 10 the only viable candidates I see are 10.Kh1 and 10.f4 to punch out and activate some pieces.  10.f4,Qh4 11.Qf3 now what?  White has some nice attack and defense going. Though wants to avoid fxe5 for now because of Nxe5 helping black dislodge the Qf3 while bringing another piece into the attack against your king. 

10...Nc5? serves no purpose and throws away the possibility of f4-fxe5 (though expecting it would be hope chess the threat of it would discourage you from playing fxe5) 10...c6 gains some time while preparing a quite thematic central d5 strike. 

Black missed the obvious mate in two with 11...Qg5+ 12.Kh1,Qg2# the bishop kept the queen off this square.  11.f4 seems to hold an advantage for white activating pieces for attack and defense while pressuring the black e5 pawn.

13.Qf3 was a good move, but you overlooked 13.Qh5 (always look for checks, captures, and threats first.  With a bit of calculation you could work out the complications nicely:

13.Qh5,Be6 14.Nxf4,Bxc4 15.dxc4 gives you an open d-file for your rooks with quite an active knight and pieces.  Black's king is still in the center.

13.Qh5,Qd7 14.Nxc7+,Qxc7 15.Qxh3 gets rid of the problem bishop and wins a pawn and bishop for the knight.  Stockfish says this is the objectively best continuation after looking on my own but isn't the only conceivable move and you'd need to work out so many lines OTB. 

20.e5 you were fishing for the fork, but like many times (and I'm working on a blog with this theme) actually falling for it is best for the guy falling for it not the one setting up the trap!  20.e5.Rxf7 21.Ng5,Rf4 22.Nxf3,Rxf3 23.exd6 is equal whereas before 20.e5?! you had at least a nice advantage. 

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Why not 4.d4!?  giving black three options to take the pawn, only one of which is correct (4...exd4) 4...Nxe4 is tempting but is met with 5.dxe5 and Lasker won convincingly from there as white.  You could also try 4.Ng5 but Tarrasch once said that white is a fool for playing it and black a fool for allowing it.  The Fried Liver is analyzed to death and one bad move, and there is a lot of scope for either side to blunder, gives the opponent a free point.

  If black is playing 3...Nf6 you could bet they're expecting it and prepare accordingly. 

4.Nc3 just seems lame.  Black also has 4...Nxe4 (he equalizes whenever he wins the e4 pawn usually, though there are exceptions read my above on 4.d4,Nxe4?) 5.Nxe4,d5 6.Bd3,dxe4 7.Bxe4 and both sides are in the game at an (already) equal yet imbalanced position. 

Why not 6.Nxd4,exd4 7.Ne2,c5? (question mark indicates question not a bad move in this context) provoking weaknesses to work with?  8.c3 creates tension with the head of his chain and 8...dxc3 9.bxc3 prepares to strike at the c5 pawn with a good center. 

....Bg4 is actually quite a good move, it isn't really exposed unless you can exploit it for tempi.  Which is why the queen is exposed with 1.e4,c5 2.Qh5?,Nf6 3.Qxc5,Nxe4 but not with 1.e4,c5 2.Nf3,Nc6 3.d4,cxd4 4.Nxd4,Nxd4? 5.Qxd4

It is good because it neutralizes the Nf3 and prepares to break your kingside structure.  Exploits the pin against the queen prevents Nxd4.

The doubled pawns aren't actually bad for you here because black can't really exploit it.  White has enough time to consolidate and maybe even make the pawns useful (e.g., strike at e5 once, exchange, and strike at it again) and use the g-file for a rook to strengthen this weak line.

At move 10 the only viable candidates I see are 10.Kh1 and 10.f4 to punch out and activate some pieces.  10.f4,Qh4 11.Qf3 now what?  White has some nice attack and defense going. Though wants to avoid fxe5 for now because of Nxe5 helping black dislodge the Qf3 while bringing another piece into the attack against your king. 

10...Nc5? serves no purpose and throws away the possibility of f4-fxe5 (though expecting it would be hope chess the threat of it would discourage you from playing fxe5) 10...c6 gains some time while preparing a quite thematic central d5 strike. 

Black missed the obvious mate in two with 11...Qg5+ 12.Kh1,Qg2# the bishop kept the queen off this square.  11.f4 seems to hold an advantage for white activating pieces for attack and defense while pressuring the black e5 pawn.

13.Qf3 was a good move, but you overlooked 13.Qh5 (always look for checks, captures, and threats first.  With a bit of calculation you could work out the complications nicely:

13.Qh5,Be6 14.Nxf4,Bxc4 15.dxc4 gives you an open d-file for your rooks with quite an active knight and pieces.  Black's king is still in the center.

13.Qh5,Qd7 14.Nxc7+,Qxc7 15.Qxh3 gets rid of the problem bishop and wins a pawn and bishop for the knight.  Stockfish says this is the objectively best continuation after looking on my own but isn't the only conceivable move and you'd need to work out so many lines OTB. 

20.e5 you were fishing for the fork, but like many times (and I'm working on a blog with this theme) actually falling for it is best for the guy falling for it not the one setting up the trap!  20.e5.Rxf7 21.Ng5,Rf4 22.Nxf3,Rxf3 23.exd6 is equal whereas before 20.e5?! you had at least a nice advantage. 

This analyze is not meant to be accurate, just the first thought I can do, I can give the worst analyze, sometimes good points, I'm not giving so much thought into the moves.

But lets put your analyze into the game.



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This is funny analysis ... why so serious      :)

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Here's a nice short one.

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11.... Qg5+

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This is my favorite game

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One of my longest Live Chess games.



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For this game, I'm going to show you how I try to sound smart and give no knowledge of chess what so ever.



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Aren't you gonna analyse my game?